The Servant in the House eBook

Charles Rann Kennedy
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 90 pages of information about The Servant in the House.

The Servant in the House eBook

Charles Rann Kennedy
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 90 pages of information about The Servant in the House.

[MANSON has helped him off with his coat, and now hands him the cassock.]

[Getting into it.] Don’t know oo you are, ole pal, but you’re a bit of orl right! . . .  Don’t I look a corf-drop?  ’Ere, where ye teking it to? . . .

[He watches MANSON suspiciously as he places his coat before the fire to dry.]

Bit ’andy, ain’t yer? . . .

So this is where ‘e lives!  A bloomin’ palace, as never I did see! . . .

[MANSON prepares a place for him at the table, and pours out a cup of tea, etc.]

Right you are, ole comride!  ‘E said breakfast, an’ breakfast it shall be, I don’t fink!  Blimey!  Sossingers!  Ain’t ’ad the taste of sossingers in my gizzard for I don’t know ’ow long!

[He sits and devours whilst MANSON breaks and hands him bread, waiting upon him.]

[Between bites.] Wouldn’t think as I was ’is brother, would yer—­not to look at me?  But strooth, I am; an’ wot’s more, ’e cawn’t deny it! . . . [He labours with a little joke.] There’s a lot o’ brothers knockin’ abaht as people don’t know on, eh what?  See wot I mean? [Suddenly serious.] Not as I’m one o’ them sort, mind yer:  my father married my mother honest, same as I married my little . . .

[After a moment’s reflection, he makes fresh onslaught upon the sausages.  Presently he looks up.]

‘Ere, ain’t you goin’ ter ‘av’ none? . . .  Cawn’t yer speak?

MANSON.  Yes.

ROBERT.  Well, why cawn’t yer arnser a bloke when ’e arsks yer civil?

MANSON.  You didn’t make it dear that you wanted to eat with me.

ROBERT.  Want a bit of ’eart in it, eh?

MANSON.  Yes, that’s all.

ROBERT [largely].  Sit dahn, ole pal!  Mek yourself at ’ome!

[MANSON obeys.]

See, wot was I tawkin’ abaht.  Just afore you turned narsty?

MANSON.  You were going to say something about—­your little girl’s mother.

[ROBERT’S cutlery bristles up like bayonets.]

ROBERT.  Look ‘ere, mate, don’t you come tryin’ it on with me!  I don’t care oo you are!

MANSON.  I know that.

ROBERT.  Then let me be, I tell yer!  You tek all the taste out o’ my sossingers.

MANSON.  I should like to hear about her, comrade.

ROBERT. You cawn’t bring ’er back.  She’s dead.

MANSON.  What was her name?

ROBERT.  Mary—­same as the little gel’s.

MANSON.  I wonder whether they are anything alike.

ROBERT.  That’s wot I come to see! . . .

She ’ad ’er mother’s nose when she was a biby—­and ’er eyes! 
Gorstrike, she was the very spit—­far as a biby could be! . . .

Swelp me Moses, if I find ’er anything like Bill’s ole geezer, I’ll cut ’er throat!

MANSON.  And if she’s like her mother?  What then?

ROBERT.  Why, then . . . there’s allus my own.  I nearly did it once.

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