AUNTIE. And you, sweetheart: you come next—a
very near next!
Now, run along.
[MARY takes the coat to the fire.]
[Surveying the table]. That’s very nice, Manson, very nice indeed! Perhaps, just a little further this way. . . . [Removes flowers.] My husband is so fond of them. Ye-es; and I wanted things particularly nice this morning . . .
MARY [at the fire, looking up]. I thought you said you—you didn’t expect him till twelve-thirty! . . .
AUNTIE [absorbed]. Whom?
MARY [chuckling]. The—the Bishop of Benares.
AUNTIE. The—the . . . Oh,
it’s your uncle I am . . . [To
Manson]. By-the-bye, has the postman been yet?
MANSON [at the window]. I can see him coming up the lane. He’s stopped at the next house.
AUNTIE. Oh, then, Mary: will you very much mind if you don’t have breakfast with us this morning? I want to have a private talk with your uncle.
MARY. Oh, auntie, dear! . . .
AUNTIE. Don’t think of yourself, dear— Remember, there are other people in the world besides you. Go down into the village, and have breakfast with poor old Grannie Durden. Take her some nice new-laid eggs and a pat of butter— Poor soul, it would be a charity!
MARY. Oh, auntie, she’s as deaf as a post!
AUNTIE. Dearest!—Remember what your uncle said last Sunday about Pure religion and undefiled! He mentioned Mrs. Durden only a week ago; but I forgot. Now, run along.
MARY [reluctantly]. Very well, auntie.
[She goes out by the main door.]
AUNTIE [laughing]. Inconsiderate little monkey!
I am glad you have not thought of changing your pretty, native costume, Manson. It is very picturesque; and, besides, to-day there is a special reason why it may be considered complimentary.
[A double knock is heard at the outer door.]
Ah! Quick, Manson! The postman!
[MANSON goes out. AUNTIE takes a look at the coat: rearranges the flowers, humming, meanwhile, “The Church’s One Foundation”; and then stands impatiently awaiting MANSON’S reappearance. Presently he returns with a letter on server.]
MANSON. A letter for you, ma’am.
AUNTIE. Ah! What I expected!
[She breaks open the letter and reads it eagerly.]
Excellent! [More dubiously]. Excellent . . .
Manson, we shall have to be very busy to-day. There will be quite a Church Congress to lunch—two bishops!
MANSON. Oh, not as bad as that, ma’am!
AUNTIE. Manson!
MANSON. Beg pardon, ma’am; but master mentioned only one—his brother, the Bishop of Benares.
AUNTIE. My brother will join us also—the
Bishop of Lancashire.
This is his letter.
And now let’s have breakfast, at once. The vicar is sure to be earlier than he said; and I’m hungry.