The Shyster

    Shyster, n. [Origin obscure.] One who does business trickily; a
    person without professional honor:  used chiefly of lawyers; as,
    pettifoggers and shysters.—­Century dictionary.

When Terry McGurk hove the brick through the window of Froelich’s butcher shop he did it casually, on general principles, and without any idea of starting anything.  He had strolled unexpectedly round the corner from his dad’s saloon, had seen the row going on between Froelich and the gang of boys that after school hours used the street in front of the shop as a ball ground, and had merely seized the opportunity to vindicate his reputation as a desperado and put one over on the Dutchman.  The fact that he had on a red sweater was the barest coincidence.  Having observed the brick to be accurately pursuing its proper trajectory he had ducked back round the corner again and continued upon his way rejoicing.  He had not even noticed Tony Mathusek, who, having accidentally found himself in the midst of the melee, had started to beat a retreat the instant of the crash, and had run plump into the arms of Officer Delany of the Second.  Unfortunately Tony too was wearing a red sweater.

“I’ve got you, you young devil!” exulted Delany.  “Here’s one of ’em, Froelich!”

“Dot’s him!  It was a feller mit a red sweater!  Dot’s the vun who done it!” shrieked the butcher.  “I vill make a gomblaint against him!”

“Come along, you!  Quit yer kickin’!” ordered the cop, twisting Tony’s thin arm until he writhed.  “You’ll identify him, Froelich?”

“Sure!  Didn’t I see him mit my eyes?  He’s vun of dem rascals vot drives all mine gustomers avay mit deir yelling and screaming.  You fix it for me, Bill.”

“That’s all right,” the officer assured him.  “I’ll fix him good, I will!  It’s the reformatory for him.  Or, say, you can make a complaint for malicious mischief.”

“Sure!  Dot’s it!  Malicious mischief!” assented the not over-intelligent tradesman.  “Ve’ll get rid of him for good, eh?”

“Sure,” assented Delany.  “Come along, you!”

Tony Mathusek lifted a white face drawn with agony from his tortured arm.

“Say, mister, you got the wrong feller!  I didn’t break the window.  I was just comin’ from the house—­”

“Aw, shut up!” sneered Delany.  “Tell that to the judge!”

“Y’ ain’t goin’ to take me to jail?” wailed Tony.  “I wasn’t with them boys.  I don’t belong to that gang.”

“Oh, so you belong to a gang, do ye?  Well, we don’t want no gangsters round here!” cried the officer with adroit if unscrupulous sophistry.  “Come along now, and keep quiet or it’ll be the worse for ye.”

“Can’t I tell my mother?  She’ll be lookin’ for me.  She’s an old lady.”

“Tell nuthin’.  You come along!”