missal was brought; the two kings swore and signed
four distinct treaties; and then they engaged in a
long private conversation, after which Louis went
away to Amiens and Edward to his army, whither Louis
sent to him “all that he had need of, even to
torches and candles.” As he went chatting
along the road with Commynes, Louis told him that he
had found the King of England so desirous of paying
a visit to Paris that he had been anything but pleased.
“He is a right handsome king,” said he:
“he is very fond of women; and he might well
meet at Paris some smitten one who would know how
to make him such pretty speeches as to render him desirous
of another visit. His predecessors were far too
much in Normandy and Paris; his comradeship is worth
nothing on our side of the sea; on the other side,
over yonder, I should like very well to have him for
good brother and good friend.” Throughout
the whole course of the negotiation Louis had shown
pliancy and magnificence; he had laden Edward’s
chief courtiers with presents; two thousand crowns
by way of pension had been allowed to his grand chamberlain,
Lord Hastings, who would not give an acknowledgment.
“This gift comes of the king your master’s
good pleasure, and not at my request,” said
he to Louis’s steward; “if you would have
me take it, you shall slip it here inside my sleeve,
and have no letter or voucher beyond; I do not wish
to have people saying, ’The grand chamberlain
of England was the King of France’s pensioner,’
or to have my acknowledgments found in his exchequer-chamber.”
Lord Hastings had not always been so scrupulous,
for, on the 15th of May, 1471, he had received from
the Duke of Burgundy a pension for which he had given
an acknowledgment. Another Englishman, whose
name is not given by Commynes, waxed wroth at hearing
some one say, “Six hundred pipes of wine and
a pension given you by the king soon sent you back
to England.” “That is certainly
what everybody said,” answered the Englishman,
“that you might have the laugh against us.
But call you the money the king gives us pension?
Why, it is tribute; and, by St. George, you may perhaps
talk so much about it as to bring us down upon you
again!” “There was nothing in the world,”
says Commynes, “of which the king was more fearful
than lest any word should escape him to make the English
think that they were being derided; at the same time
that he was laboring to gain them over, he was careful
to humor their susceptibilities;” and Commynes,
under his schooling, had learned to understand them
well: “They are rather slow goers,”
says he, “but you must have a little patience
with them, and not lose your temper. . . .
I fancy that to many it might appear that the king
abased himself too much; but the wise might well hold
that the kingdom was in great danger, save for the
intervention of God, who did dispose the king’s
mind to choose so wise a course, and did greatly trouble
that of the Duke of Burgundy. . . . Our king