man’s bad snuff, dur Lord nose! but dey so dam
wite, an so kussed sarcy, day doun no no better, so
dar’s some appolleragee fur ’em; but I
gin yer for th noe as how, a wicked nigger can nibber
scape frum de vengence ob de Lord-day’s no use
playin possum any more dan day was ob Joner coorin
it into de wale’s belly! (Glory from the congregation)
Let um go to de Norf Pole, or to de Souf Pole, to
de West Pole, or to de East Pole, or de Poles in any
ob de words; he ant a bit safer den he would be in
a cellar at 5 pints, wid ole Hays arter him! (groans)
Oh! niggers! I tink I see you look round.
Yer’s better! Fer wot I tells yer’s
trufe! Gorda mity’s trufe! Werrily
I say unter yer! Wen de court ob seshions ob de
las day cum, ye’ll reckerlect wot I say at dis
times! Wen yer hab de Lord fer Recorder, an a
jury ob angles, an Gabriel ter report der trial fer
de hebbenly “Herald” (deep groans) Yas!
den yar’ll turn up de wite ob yer eyes! (Sighs)
den ter’ll call fer de rock ter cubber yer!
An de hill ter fall top o’ yer. No yer
don’t. Kase, in de fus place day woodn’t
do it; an in de libenth place, ub day would it would
be no better dan ridin in a cart in de big city or
gettin under de butcher’s stall in de fly market;
fer de Lord can move more mountins in wun minite,
dan de biggest nigger in dis congregation could shake
a stick at twixt now an next fort ob July (clapping
of hands, sighs, groans and grunts) Tink, yer black
sinners ob de bottomless pit, deeper dan de hole Holt
bored fer water. Oh! yer’ll wish yo cood
bore fer wat-r dar! but day’s no water dar,
an de deeper yer go, Oh, my bredren, de deeper it
git! An den de smell! Yer’ll gib yer
soul uv yer had any left, jist fur wun smell ob a
rotten egg! Oh, my deelee frens some ob yer hold
yer nose wen yer go by de gas works. How der
yer spose yer’l feel dare yer smell notin but
brimstone an nashin ob teeth! (deep groans) Oh, I hear
yer groans, but I ant begin to cum ter worst yit.
Oh! my toenail a’most shake off in ma stockin
wen I tink ob dat heat ob infernal regins! Den
yer tink melted led cold as de young gemmen at de big
houses tink a miny julip is now, an besid’s
my brederen it keeps a burnin nite on day to de end
ob ebrerlastin; yer needn’t tink bimeby yer go
from dare to hebben like de Rummin Catlick—No,
in de fust place yer don’t; an in de second
if yer cood, yer’d git yer def of cole goin frum
one place to tudder. An now, my belobbed brederen,
lets in terwestigate how tar git bale; how to avoid
de Sing Sing ob de world wot’s got to cume.
Fiddlin an dancin wont do it. Yer’ll neber
git ter hebben by loafin, pitchin cents, an dancin
Juba! De only way is ter support de preacher,
gib yer money ter me, and I’ll take yer sins
on my shoulder. An now I beseech yer not ter leebe
dis here holy place an go round er corner, round er
corner and fergit de words yer have heered dis night.
Next Wednesday ebenin dar will be a sarbice in his
place de Lord willin, but next Thursday ebenin weffer
or no. An now we will sing inti de 40-elebent
him de particlarest meter.