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SELL UNIVERSALIS affords a refreshing beverage in the last stages of Delirium Tremens.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS will in all probability give a lustre to the fire-irons.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS might be counted on to ensure a superior boot polish.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS, failing everything else, may be confidently administered in handsome doses to the baby.

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