SELL UNIVERSALIS instantly cures lumbago, toothache, hay-fever, nettlerash, staggers, elephantiasis, and many other ordinary nursery disorders.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS.—­“A TRUSTFUL COUNTRY CLERGYMAN” writes:—­“I have often had one leg in the grave, on the occasions on which I have been subject to successive attacks of lumbago, toothache, hay-fever, nettlerash, staggers, elephantiasis, and many other ordinary nursery disorders, but I have always found that, by having recourse to a bottle of SELL UNIVERSALIS, I have been enabled slowly to draw it out again; at least, I fancy so.”

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SELL UNIVERSALIS, if taken “injudiciously,” and administered with judgment, will kill the aged, and remove the youthful.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS.—­“A CIRCUMSPECT SOLICITOR WITH AN EYE TO THE MAIN CHANCE,” writes:—­“Having had seven aged uncles and an infant nephew who stood between me and the enjoyment of a trifling annuity, I presented them all last Christmas with a bottle of the ‘SELL,’ coupling the gift with the playful injunction that ’the faster they got through it the longer they would live.’  By the 10th of January I had buried the whole eight of them.  You are quite welcome to make what use you can of this; but, for obvious reasons, I suppress my name and address.”

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SELL UNIVERSALIS is a wonderful Brain and Nerve Tonic, entirely revivifying the shattered powers of the disheartened and over-taxed literary man.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS.—­“A COMING SHAKSPEARE” writes:—­“For years I have been writing Christmas Pantomimes, till, never meeting with any Management willing to produce them, I found at length I had seven-and-thirty by me waiting production.  I then took several bottles of your SELL UNIVERSALIS, which must have cleared my head, for I wrote a comic Interlude for the Clown and Ringmaster of a Provincial Circus that was immediately accepted; and though I have not yet been paid for it, and, owing to the fact that the travelling company, being always on the move, is continually changing its address, very probably never shall be, still, as I am told ‘it goes with a roar’ every night, I cannot but conclude that the SELL UNIVERSALIS has restored in a marked degree my shattered mental powers.”

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SELL UNIVERSALIS, if rubbed into the head will, in twenty-four hours, entirely remove every vestige of the most luxuriant crop of hair.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS, swallowed for another twenty-four hours, will bring nearly all of it on again.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS may be tried on the invalid Canary.

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SELL UNIVERSALIS may be relied on as a thoroughly effective Furniture Revivifier.