Everything is so amusing! and we have had a delightful evening.  It is more like Paris than England, because one wears a hat at dinner, which I always think looks so much better in a restaurant.  The party was about eighteen, and I sat next the host.  American men; as far as I have yet seen, are of quite another sex to English or French—­I mean you feel more as if you were out with kind Aunts or Grandmothers or benevolent Uncles than just men.  They don’t try to make the least love to you or say things with two meanings, and they are perfectly brotherly and serious, unless they are telling anecdotes with American humour—­and that is not subtle.  It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap.  When they are not practically English, like the ones we see in London every season, they wear such funny clothes—­often velvet collars on their coats! and the shoulders padded out so that every man is perfectly square; but everything looks extraordinarily well sewn and ironed and everybody is clean shaven; and Octavia says it takes at least two hundred years of gently bred ancestors to look like a gentleman clean shaven in evening dress, so perhaps that is why lots of them have the appearance of actors.  Tom, with his ugly face and his long lean limbs, seemed as some other species of animal, or a Derby winner let loose among a pen of prize hackneys and cobs.  Many of them are splendid of their kind, but it is perfectly absurd to pretend they look thoroughbred.  One would not expect it of animals, with their mixed ancestry, so why of human beings.

Octavia says they would be insulted to hear me saying that, but I am sure they are far too sensible and logical; for if you were a mixture of cart horse, hunter, thoroughbred, Shetland and cob, you might have the good qualities of all and be a magnificent splendid creature, but you could not expect to look like one of the direct descendants of the Godolphin Arabian, could you, Mamma?

I don’t mind that part in the least, but I would rather they had a more outdoor expression.  As I looked round the room numbers of their faces seemed pasty, and their shapes thick through, and soft, as if they would bruise easily if one touched them, and lived a good deal in the dark.  Also they don’t have “flowers and honey” on their hair, so it does not shine and keep tidy, and it is not brushed smartly; and after our lovely guardsmen they look a little ungroomed about the head.  This, of course, is only my first impression, after seeing the fashionable restaurant one evening.  I may be quite wrong, generally speaking.

The women are so exquisitely dressed that it is difficult to form an opinion.  They have whatever is the latest fashion, perfectly made; all their hair is done exactly alike in the way it is worn in Paris.  Their figures have the last “look” and their jewels are simply divine.  With all this beyond criticism, it is very difficult to say whether they are beautiful or not, naturally; the general effect is so perfect.  They, as far as grooming and superlative “turnedoutness” is concerned (I had to make a new word), are the counterpart of our guardsmen.