direction. At the end of half an hour, he fetches
up within six inches of the place he started from
and lays his burden down; meantime he has been over
all the ground for two yards around, and climbed all
the weeds and pebbles he came across. Now he
wipes the sweat from his brow, strokes his limbs,
and then marches aimlessly off, in as violently a hurry
as ever. He does not remember to have ever seen
it before; he looks around to see which is not the
way home, grabs his bundle and starts; he goes through
the same adventures he had before; finally stops to
rest, and a friend comes along. Evidently the
friend remarks that a last year’s grasshopper
leg is a very noble acquisition, and inquires where
he got it. Evidently the proprietor does not
remember exactly where he did get it, but thinks he
got it “around here somewhere.” Evidently
the friend contracts to help him freight it home.
Then, with a judgment peculiarly antic (pun not intended),
then take hold of opposite ends of that grasshopper
leg and begin to tug with all their might in opposite
directions. Presently they take a rest and confer
together. They decide that something is wrong,
they can’t make out what. Then they go
at it again, just as before. Same result.
Mutual recriminations follow. Evidently each
accuses the other of being an obstructionist.
They lock themselves together and chew each other’s
jaws for a while; then they roll and tumble on the
ground till one loses a horn or a leg and has to haul
off for repairs. They make up and go to work
again in the same old insane way, but the crippled
ant is at a disadvantage; tug as he may, the other
one drags off the booty and him at the end of it.
Instead of giving up, he hangs on, and gets his shins
bruised against every obstruction that comes in the
way. By and by, when that grasshopper leg has
been dragged all over the same old ground once more,
it is finally dumped at about the spot where it originally
lay, the two perspiring ants inspect it thoughtfully
and decide that dried grasshopper legs are a poor
sort of property after all, and then each starts off
in a different direction to see if he can’t
find an old nail or something else that is heavy enough
to afford entertainment and at the same time valueless
enough to make an ant want to own it.
There in the Black Forest, on the mountainside, I saw an ant go through with such a performance as this with a dead spider of fully ten times his own weight. The spider was not quite dead, but too far gone to resist. He had a round body the size of a pea. The little ant —observing that I was noticing—turned him on his back, sunk his fangs into his throat, lifted him into the air and started vigorously off with him, stumbling over little pebbles, stepping on the spider’s legs and tripping himself up, dragging him backward, shoving him bodily ahead, dragging him up stones six inches high instead of going around them, climbing weeds twenty times his own height and jumping from