and so I concluded to get out of the scrape by walking out of it.  They enjoyed my defeat as much as any low white people could have done.  They craned their necks and laughed at me (for a raven can laugh, just like a man), they squalled insulting remarks after me as long as they could see me.  They were nothing but ravens—­I knew that—­what they thought of me could be a matter of no consequence—­and yet when even a raven shouts after you, “What a hat!” “Oh, pull down your vest!” and that sort of thing, it hurts you and humiliates you, and there is no getting around it with fine reasoning and pretty arguments.

Animals talk to each other, of course.  There can be no question about that; but I suppose there are very few people who can understand them.  I never knew but one man who could.  I knew he could, however, because he told me so himself.  He was a middle-aged, simple-hearted miner who had lived in a lonely corner of California, among the woods and mountains, a good many years, and had studied the ways of his only neighbors, the beasts and the birds, until he believed he could accurately translate any remark which they made.  This was Jim Baker.  According to Jim Baker, some animals have only a limited education, and some use only simple words, and scarcely ever a comparison or a flowery figure; whereas, certain other animals have a large vocabulary, a fine command of language and a ready and fluent delivery; consequently these latter talk a great deal; they like it; they are so conscious of their talent, and they enjoy “showing off.”  Baker said, that after long and careful observation, he had come to the conclusion that the bluejays were the best talkers he had found among birds and beasts.  Said he: 

“There’s more to a bluejay than any other creature.  He has got more moods, and more different kinds of feelings than other creatures; and, mind you, whatever a bluejay feels, he can put into language.  And no mere commonplace language, either, but rattling, out-and-out book-talk—­and bristling with metaphor, too—­just bristling!  And as for command of language—­why you never see a bluejay get stuck for a word.  No man ever did.  They just boil out of him!  And another thing:  I’ve noticed a good deal, and there’s no bird, or cow, or anything that uses as good grammar as a bluejay.  You may say a cat uses good grammar.  Well, a cat does—­but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you’ll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw.  Ignorant people think it’s the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it’s the sickening grammar they use.  Now I’ve never heard a jay use bad grammar but very seldom; and when they do, they are as ashamed as a human; they shut right down and leave.