But it is time to get at my subject.  As soon as I heard of the late fiery outbreak between M. Gambetta and M. Fourtou in the French Assembly, I knew that trouble must follow.  I knew it because a long personal friendship with M. Gambetta revealed to me the desperate and implacable nature of the man.  Vast as are his physical proportions, I knew that the thirst for revenge would penetrate to the remotest frontiers of his person.

I did not wait for him to call on me, but went at once to him.  As I had expected, I found the brave fellow steeped in a profound French calm.  I say French calm, because French calmness and English calmness have points of difference.  He was moving swiftly back and forth among the debris of his furniture, now and then staving chance fragments of it across the room with his foot; grinding a constant grist of curses through his set teeth; and halting every little while to deposit another handful of his hair on the pile which he had been building of it on the table.

He threw his arms around my neck, bent me over his stomach to his breast, kissed me on both cheeks, hugged me four or five times, and then placed me in his own arm-chair.  As soon as I had got well again, we began business at once.

I said I supposed he would wish me to act as his second, and he said, “Of course.”  I said I must be allowed to act under a French name, so that I might be shielded from obloquy in my country, in case of fatal results.  He winced here, probably at the suggestion that dueling was not regarded with respect in America.  However, he agreed to my requirement.  This accounts for the fact that in all the newspaper reports M. Gambetta’s second was apparently a Frenchman.

First, we drew up my principal’s will.  I insisted upon this, and stuck to my point.  I said I had never heard of a man in his right mind going out to fight a duel without first making his will.  He said he had never heard of a man in his right mind doing anything of the kind.  When he had finished the will, he wished to proceed to a choice of his “last words.”  He wanted to know how the following words, as a dying exclamation, struck me: 

“I die for my God, for my country, for freedom of speech, for progress, and the universal brotherhood of man!”

I objected that this would require too lingering a death; it was a good speech for a consumptive, but not suited to the exigencies of the field of honor.  We wrangled over a good many ante-mortem outbursts, but I finally got him to cut his obituary down to this, which he copied into his memorandum-book, purposing to get it by heart: 

“I die that France might live.”

I said that this remark seemed to lack relevancy; but he said relevancy was a matter of no consequence in last words, what you wanted was thrill.

The next thing in order was the choice of weapons.  My principal said he was not feeling well, and would leave that and the other details of the proposed meeting to me.  Therefore I wrote the following note and carried it to M. Fourtou’s friend: