Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 23, 1919 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 52 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 23, 1919.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 23, 1919 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 52 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 23, 1919.

Tuesday, April 15th.—­In a couple of hours the Lords disposed of several Bills, enjoyed a scientific debate on neurasthenia—­described by a correspondent of Lord KNUTSFORD as “a gas escaping from people”—­discussed the prices of milk and cheese, and still found time for the consideration of their own procedure.  Lord CURZON said the suggestion that the House should sit on more days in the week had not been favourably received.  Friday would not do, as their Lordships went out of town on that day, and Monday was equally inconvenient, as they could not contrive to get back by then.  To earlier sittings the LORD CHANCELLOR objected on behalf of his legal colleagues.  So it looks as if there would be no change, and since, teste Lord SALISBURY, the House does its work admirably, why should there be?

Remembering a famous speech on the presumption of certain organs of the Press, the Commons were not surprised to learn from Mr. CHAMBERLAIN, a propos of the beer-tax, that he is not responsible for what may appear in The Times.

There is still something of “the eternal boy” in Major WEDGWOOD BENN.  It was with an air of “Now I’ve got him” that he propounded the question, “Is paper a raw material or a manufactured article?” But Mr. BRIDGEMAN can always solve these Cobdenite conundrums, and quietly replied, “Both.”  Whereupon Major BENN, with an engaging blush, retired from the fray.

In moving the second reading of the Aliens Restriction Bill the HOME SECRETARY said that, while national safety must be the first consideration, no unnecessary hardship should be inflicted on our foreign immigrants.  But his proposal that the Government should rest contented with its present powers for another two years met with little favour from Members whose knowledge of history seems to date from 1914.  In the opinion of Mr. BOTTOMLEY, who led the Opposition, every alien was prima facie undesirable; Sir ERNEST WILD, from his experience in the criminal courts, took the same view, and patriotically demanded the exclusion from our shores of persons whose principal occupation, we gathered, was to furnish him with briefs for the defence; and Mr. JOYNSON HICKS, Mr. BILLING and Sir R. COOPER urged that the SHORTT way with aliens should be made considerably shorter.  Before this massed attack the HOME SECRETARY gave way and agreed to reduce the operation of the Bill to one year.

The temperature of the House rose so appreciably during the debate as to upset the nerves of some of the ladies in the Strangers’ Gallery.  At least that is the charitable explanation of the behaviour of Miss SYLVIA PANKHURST and her friends, who interrupted a discussion on soldiers’ pensions by shouting out, “You are a gang of murderers!”

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