The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 107 pages of information about The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces.

The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 107 pages of information about The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces.

Yardsley.  Yes, they frequently do.

Dorothy.  I’m so glad you both like Gibson, for I just dote on him.  I have one of his originals in my portfolio.  I’ll get it if you’d like to see it.

[She rises and goes to the corner of the room, where there stands a portfolio-case.

Yardsley (aside).  What a bore Barlow is!  Hang him!  I must get rid of him somehow.

[Barlow meanwhile is assisting Dorothy.

Yardsley (looking around at the others).  Jove! he’s off in the corner with her.  Can’t allow that, for the fact is Barlow’s just a bit dangerous—­to me.

Dorothy (rummaging through portfolio).  Why, it was here—­

Barlow.  Maybe it’s in this other portfolio.

Yardsley (joining them).  Yes, maybe it is.  That’s a good idea.  If it isn’t in one portfolio maybe it’s in another.  Clever thought!  I may be bright, Miss Andrews, but you must have observed that Barlow is thoughtful.

Dorothy (with a glance at Barlow).  Yes, Mr. Yardsley, I have noticed the latter.

Barlow.  Tee-hee! that’s one on you, Bob.

Yardsley (obtuse).  Ha, ha!  Yes.  Why, of course!  Ha, ha, ha!  For repartee I have always said-polite repartee, of course—­Miss Andrews is—­(Aside.) Now what the dickens did she mean by that?

Dorothy.  I can’t find it here.  Let—­me think.  Where—­can—­it—­be?

Barlow (striking thoughtful attitude).  Yes, where can it be?  Let me do your thinking for you, Miss Dorothy. (Then softly to her.) Always!

Yardsley (mocking Barlow).  Yes!  Let me think! (Points his finger at his forehead and assumes tragic attitude.  Then stalks to the front of stage in manner of burlesque Hamlet.) Come, thought, come.  Shed the glory of thy greatness full on me, and thus confound mine enemies.  Where the deuce is that Gibson?

Dorothy.  Oh, I remember.  It’s up-stairs.  I took it up with me last night.  I’ll ring for Jennie, and have her get it.

Yardsley (aside, and in consternation).  Jennie!  Oh, thunder!  I’d forgotten her.  I do hope she remembers not to forget herself.

Barlow.  What say?

Yardsley.  Nothing; only—­ah—­only that I thought it was very—­very pleasant out.

Barlow.  That’s what you said before.

Yardsley (indignantly).  Well, what of it?  It’s the truth.  If you don’t believe it, go outside and see for yourself.

[Jennie appears at the door in response to Dorothy’s ring.  She glances demurely at Yardsley, who tries to ignore her presence.

Dorothy.  Jennie, go up to my room and look on the table in the corner, and bring me down the portfolio you will find there.  The large brown one that belongs in the stand over there.

Jennie (dazed).  Yessum.  And shall I be bringin’ lemons with it?

Dorothy.  Lemons, Jennie?

Jennie.  You always does have lemons with your tea, mum.

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