New Irish Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 125 pages of information about New Irish Comedies.

New Irish Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 125 pages of information about New Irish Comedies.

Darby: There’s a lather of sweat on myself.  That’s my tin can of water!

Taig:  (Holding can from him.) Get out I tell you!  I wouldn’t wish him to feel the smell of you on the breeze.

Darby:  (Almost crying.) You are a mean savage to go keeping from me my tin can and my rag!

Taig: Go wash yourself at the pump can’t you?

Darby: That we may never be within the same four walls again, or come under the lintel of the one door! (He goes out.)

Taig:  (Calling after him while he takes a suit of clothes from his bag.) I’m not like yourself!  I have good clothes to put on me, what you haven’t got!  A body-coat my mother made out—­she lost up to three shillings on it,—­and a hat—­and a speckled blue cravat.
  (He hastily throws off his sweep’s smock and cap, and puts on
  clothes.  As he does he sings:)

  All round my hat I wore a green ribbon,
  All round my hat for a year and a day;
  And if any one asks me the reason I wore it
  I’ll say that my true love went over the sea!

  All in my hat I will stick a blue feather
  The same as the birds do be up in the tree;
  And if you would ask me the reason I do it
  I’ll tell you my true love is come back to me!

  (He washes his face and wipes it, looking at himself in the tin
  can.  He catches sight of a straw hat passing window.)

Who is that?  A gentleman? (He draws back.)

(Darby comes in.  He has changed his clothes and wears a straw hat and light coat and trousers.  He is looking for a necktie which he had dropped and picks up.  His back is turned to Taig who is standing at the other door.)

Taig:  (Awed.) It cannot be that you are Dermot Melody?

Darby: My father’s name was Melody sure enough, till he lost his life in the year of the black potatoes.

Taig: It is yourself I am come here purposely to meet with.

Darby: You should be my mother’s sister’s son so, Timothy O’Harragha.

Taig:  (Sheepishly.) I am that.  I am sorry indeed it failed me to be out before you in the street.

Darby: Oh, I wouldn’t be looking for that much from you.

   (They are trying to keep their backs to each other, and to rub
   their faces cleaner.)

Taig: I wouldn’t wish to be anyway troublesome to you.  I am badly worthy of you.

Darby: It is in dread I am of being troublesome to yourself.

Taig: Oh, it would be hard for you to be that.  Nothing you could put on me would be any hardship at all, if it was to walk steel thistles.

Darby: You have a willing heart surely.

Taig: Any little job at all I could do for you------

Darby: All I would ask of you is to give me my nourishment and my bite.

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