New Irish Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 125 pages of information about New Irish Comedies.

New Irish Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 125 pages of information about New Irish Comedies.

Shawn Early: Nothing at all but some lads that were running in pursuit of a dog.

Bartley Fallon: Near knocked us they did, and they coming round the corner of the wall.

Hyacinth Halvey: Is it that it was a mad dog?

Peter Tannian: Ah, what mad?  Mad dogs are done away with now by the head Government and muzzles and the police.

Bartley Fallon: They are more watchful over them than they used.  But all the same, you to see a strange dog afar off, you would be uneasy, thinking it might be yourself he would be searching out as his prey.

Mrs. Broderick: Sure, there did a dog go mad through Galway, and the whole town rose against him, and flocked him into a corner, and shot him there.  He did no harm after, he being made an end of at the first.

Shawn Early: It might be that dog they were pursuing after was mad, on the head of being under the full moon.

Cracked Mary:  (Jumping up excitedly.) That mad dog, he is a Dublin dog; he is betune you and Belfast—­he is running ahead—­you couldn’t keep up with him.

Hyacinth Halvey: There is one, so, mad upon the road.

Cracked Mary: There is police after him, but they cannot come up with him; he destroyed a splendid sow; nine bonavs they buried or less.

Shawn Early: What place is he gone now?

Cracked Mary: He made off towards Craughwell, and he bit a fine young man.

Bartley Fallen: So he would too.  Sure, when a mad dog would be going about, on horseback or wherever you are, you’re ruined.

Cracked Mary: That dog is going on all the time; he wouldn’t stop, but go ahead and bring that mouthful with him.  He is still on the road; he is keeping the middle of the road; they say he is as big as a calf.

Hyacinth Halvey: It is the police I have a right to forewarn to go after him.

Cracked Mary: The motor cars is going to get out to track him, for fear he would destroy the world!

Mrs. Broderick: That is a very nice thought now, to be sending the motor cars after him to overturn and to crush him the same as an ass-car in their path.

Cracked Mary: You can’t save yourself from a dog; he is after his own equals, dogs.  He is doing every harm.  They are out night and day.

Shawn Early: Sure, a mad dog would go from this to Kinvara in a half a minute, like the train.

Cracked Mary: He won’t stay in this country down—­he goes the straight road—­he takes by the wind.  He is as big as a yearling calf.

Mrs. Broderick: I wouldn’t ever forgive myself I to see him.

Cracked Mary: He is not very heavy yet.  There is only the relics in him.

Hyacinth Halvey: They have a right to bring their rifles in their hand.

Cracked Mary: The police is afraid of their life.  They wrote for motor cars to follow him.  Sure, he’d destroy the beasts of the field.  A milch cow, he to grab at her, she’s settled.  Terrible wicked he is; he’s as big as five dogs, and he does be very strong.  I hope in the Lord he’ll be caught.  It will be a blessing from the Almighty God to kill that dog.

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