yellow, blue, and white, and tubs of aldermanic turtle,
we attain the shore, and, presently, the steamer.
Here we find a large deputation of the towns-people
taking passage with us for a pleasure excursion to
Havana. The greater number are ladies and children.
They come fluttering on board, poor things, like butterflies,
in gauzy dresses, hats, and feathers, according to
the custom of their country; one gentleman takes four
little daughters with him for a holiday. We ask
ourselves whether they know what an ugly beast the
Gulf-Stream is, that they affront him in such light
armor. “Good heavens! how sick they will
be!” we exclaim; while they eye us askance,
in our winter trim, and pronounce us slow, and old
fogies. With all the rashness of youth, they attack
the luncheon-table. So boisterous a popping of
corks was never heard in all our boisterous passage;—there
is a chorus, too, of merry tongues and shrill laughter.
But we get fairly out to sea, where the wind, an adverse
one, is waiting for us, and at that gay table there
is silence, followed by a rush and disappearance.
The worst cases are hurried out of sight, and, going
above, we find the disabled lying in groups about the
deck, the feather-hats discarded, the muslins crumpled,
and we, the old fogies, going to cover the fallen
with shawls and blankets, to speak words of consolation,
and to implore the sufferers not to cure themselves
with brandy, soda-water, claret, and wine-bitters,
in quick succession,—which they, nevertheless,
do, and consequently are no better that day, nor the
next.
But I am forgetting to chronicle a touching parting
interview with the Major, the last thing remembered
in Nassau, and of course the last to be forgotten
anywhere. Our concluding words might best be recorded
in the form of a catechism of short questions and
answers, to wit:—
“How long did the Major expect to stay in Nassau?”
“About six months.”
“How long would he stay, if he had his own way?”
“Not one!”
“What did he come for, then?”
“Oh, you buy into a nigger regiment for promotion.”
These were the most important facts elicited by cross-examination.
At last we shook hands warmly, promising to meet again
somewhere, and the crimson-lined barge with the black
Zouaves carried him away. In humbler equipages
depart the many black women who have visited the steamer,
some for amusement, some to sell the beautiful shell-work
made on the island. These may be termed, in general,
as ugly a set of wenches as one could wish not to
see. They all wear palm-leaf hats stuck on their
heads without strings or ribbons, and their clothes
are so ill-made that you cannot help thinking that
each has borrowed somebody else’s dress, until
you see that the ill-fitting garments are the rule,
not the exception.
But neither youth nor sea-sickness lasts forever.
The forces of nature rally on the second day, and
the few who have taken no remedies recover the use
of their tongues and some of their faculties.
From these I gather what I shall here impart as