observe the knight’s reflections that I was not
so well at leisure to improve myself by yours.
Nature, I found, played her part in the knight pretty
well, till at the last concluding lines she entirely
forsook him. You must know, Sir, that it is always
my custom, when I have been well entertained at a
new tragedy, to make my retreat before the facetious
epilogue enters; not but that those pieces are often
very well writ, but having paid down my half-crown,
and made a fair purchase of as much of the pleasing
melancholy as the poet’s art can afford me,
or my own nature admit of, I am willing to carry some
of it home with me; and cannot endure to be at once
tricked out of all, though by the wittiest dexterity
in the world. However, I kept my seat the other
night, in hopes of finding my own sentiments of this
matter favoured by your friend’s; when, to my
great surprise, I found the knight, entering with
equal pleasure into both parts, and as much satisfied
with Mrs. Oldfield’s gaiety, as he had been before
with Andromache’s greatness. Whether this
were no more than an effect of the knight’s
peculiar humanity, pleased to find at last, that, after
all the tragical doings, everything was safe and well,
I do not know. But for my own part, I must confess
I was so dissatisfied, that I was sorry the poet had
saved Andromache, and could heartily have wished that
he had left her stone-dead upon the stage. For
you cannot imagine, Mr. Spectator, the mischief she
was reserved to do me. I found my soul, during
the action, gradually worked up to the highest pitch;
and felt the exalted passion which all generous minds
conceive at the sight of virtue in distress.
The impression, believe me, Sir, was so strong upon
me, that I am persuaded, if I had been let alone in
it, I could at an extremity have ventured to defend
yourself and Sir Roger against half a score of the
fiercest Mohocks; but the ludicrous epilogue in the
close extinguished all my ardour, and made me look
upon all such noble achievements as downright silly
and romantic. What the rest of the audience felt,
I cannot so well tell. For myself I must declare,
that at the end of the play I found my soul uniform,
and all of a piece; but at the end of the epilogue,
it was so jumbled together and divided between jest
and earnest, that, if you will forgive me an extravagant
fancy, I will here set it down. I could not but
fancy, if my soul had at that moment quitted my body,
and descended to the poetical shades in the posture
it was then in, what a strange figure it would have
made among them. They would not have known what
to have made of my motley spectre, half comic and half
tragic, all over resembling a ridiculous face, that,
at the same time, laughs on one side, and cries on
the other. The only defence, I think, I have
ever heard made for this, as it seems to me the most
unnatural tack of the comic tail to the tragic head,
is this, that the minds of the audience must be refreshed,
and gentlemen and ladies not sent away to their own