“Ah recollect one night we went coon huntin and de boys wuz wanderin roun and got lost.  Some of de boys wuz wanderin roun tryin to git out and couldn’ so ah said:  “Dar de seben star yo all jes wait and let me fine de way out and dey say all right,” “We gwina trus yo to fine out a way out.”  Went on bout 200 yards and struck our fiel’.  We crawled under fence and went on, struck our coan (corn) fiel’.  Den dey all reconcile wha dey is and ah had a big laff.  When ah wuz a boy ah use to drink a little whiskey.  Finally ah said that would be mah ruin.  Aftah ah got oldah ah jess decided ah’d quit.  Ah nevah did do no hahm tho.  Parents didn’t raise me ter drink, ah jes taken up the habit mahself.  Ah use ter steal Grandma’s aigs, He!  He!  She use ter go ter church and tell us not to bother anything and fore she got out er sight we’d done gone in de hen house.  We boys git dem eggs and git on out in our play thicket and roast em and eat em and you know grandma found out where we roast dem aigs at, and whooe if she didn’ whup us.  He!  He!  You know the wurst race ah evah had in mah life ah wuz comin on fum Spearsville and two coach whipper wuz layin side de road and you know dem things run me ooo-eee till ah got tuh a stream and you know ifn hit had not bee fer dat watah dem things woulder caught me.

“Coase mah grandma and me had had some putty good races.  She tryin’ ter cotch me but ah loves her terday fer dose races we had.  Mah ma died when ah wuz one munt ole.  Mah pa married agin and mah step-ma wuz mean to me so mah grandma come an got me and raised me.  Ah hant nevah been in jail.  Haint nevah been rested er nothin.  Ah wish the chilluns of terday wuz like dey wuz when ah wuz a boy.  We lived in er two room log house.  Our house had a double chimney and we cooked on dat.  You know we’d put a big back stick uv wood on.  Mah pa loved his big back sticks of wood to hold the fire.  Wudden no stoves at that time.  We cooked on chimney fires.  We et ash cakes.  Hit sho wuz good too.  Granma say ash cake wuz healthy.  Ah bleve fokes ought ter eat a few of dem now.  We had a putty good school house made outn logs.  Ah stop school when ah wuz in the third grade.  Ah learnt purty fair.  We uster have ter take rocks an beat corn ter make meal.  We wud have ter go sometime fifty mile to git ter a griss mill.  An when we couldn’t git coan mashed inter meal we wud make hominy and hit sho wuz good too.

“Ah use ter card fer granma while she wuz spinnin.  We made our socks, gloves, and thread.  We didn’ have dat ter buy.  When ah wuz a boy everybody farmed and we had a plenty.  Didn’ have drouth in does days.

“Any kine of lan’ would produce.  Ah use ter get a many lashin bout pickin cotton.  Ah couldn’ pick until ah got dem lashins.  Some fokes say lashin don’ help but ah clare dey do.

“Ah use ter pick cotton and sing.  Ah can recollect so well de song.  Hit went lak dis: 

  Me an’ mah wife had a fallin out
  She wanted me ter work on de railroad track
  Etc. (See enclosed song)