“’Ere’s the General, Sir!”

“For God’s sake get on parade and play the man this day,” cried Colonel Dearman, as he hurried out to meet the General, scoring his right boot with his left spur and tripping over his sword en route.

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The General greeted the Colonel as a total stranger, addressed him as “Colonel,” and said he anticipated great pleasure from this his first visit to the well-known Gungapur Fusiliers.  He did, and he got it.

Dismounting slowly and heavily from his horse (almost as though “by numbers”) the General, followed by his smart and dapper Brigade-Major and the perspiring Colonel Dearman, strode with clank of steel and creak of leather, through the Headquarters building and emerged upon the parade-ground where steadfast stood seven companies of the Gungapur Fusilier Volunteers in quarter column—­more or less at “attention”.

“’Shun!” bawled Colonel Dearman, and those who were “at ease” ’shunned, and those who were already ’shunning took their ease.

“’Shun!” again roared the Colonel, and those who were now in that military position relinquished it—­while those who were not, assumed it in their own good time.

As the trio drew nigh unto the leading company, Captain Trebizondi, coyly lurking behind its rear rank, shrilly screamed, “‘A’ Gompany!  Royal Salutes!  Present Arrrrms!” while a volunteer, late a private of the Loyal Whitechapel Regiment, and now an unwilling member of this corps of auxiliary troops, audibly ejaculated through one corner of his mobile mouth:—­

“Don’t you do nothink o’ the sort!” and added a brief orison in prejudice of his eyesight.

Certain of “A’s” stalwarts obeyed their Captain, while others took the advice of the volunteer—­who was known to have been a man of war in the lurid past, and to understand these matters.

Lieutenant Toddywallah tugged valiantly at his sword for a space, but finding that weapon coy and unwilling to leave its sheath, he raised his helmet gracefully and respectfully to the General.  His manner was always polished.

“What the devil are they doing?” inquired the General.

“B,” “C,” “D,” “E,” “F,” and “G” Companies breathed hard and protruded their stomachs, while Sergeant-Instructor Progg deserved well of Captain Schloggenboschenheimer by sharply tugging his tunic-tail as he was in the act of roaring:—­

“Gomm—!” the first syllable of the word “Company,” with a view to bestowing a royal salute likewise.  Instead, the Captain extended the hand of friendship to the General as he approached.  The look of nil admirari boredom slowly faded from the face of the smart and dapper Brigade-Major, and for a while it displayed quite human emotions.

Up and down and between the ranks strode the trio, the General making instructive and interesting comments from time to time, such as:—­