“Where’s your young friend got to lately?” inquired her husband one day.

“I don’t know, John,” she replied, “he’s always missing appointments nowadays,” and there was a pathetic droop about the childish mouth.

“Haven’t quarrelled with him, or anything, have you, Pat?”

“No, John dear.  It would break his heart if I were unkind to him—­or it would have used to.  I mean it used to have would.  Oh, you know what I mean.  Once it would have.  No, I have not been unkind to him—­it’s rather the other way about, I think!”

Rather the other way about!  The little affected pimp unkind to Mrs. Dearman!  Mr. (or Colonel) Dearman made no remark—­aloud.

Augustus came to tea next day and his hostess made much of him.  His host eyed him queerly.  Very.

Augustus felt uncomfortable.  Good Heavens!  Was Dearman jealous?  The man was not going to cut up jealous at this time of day, surely!  Not after giving him the run of the house for months, and allowing him to take his wife everywhere—­nay, encouraging him in every way.  Absurd idea!

Beastly disturbing idea though—­Dearman jealous, and on your track!  A rather direct and uncompromising person, red-haired too.  But the man was absolutely fair and just, and he’d never do such a thing as to let a fellow be his wife’s great pal, treat him as one of the family for ages, and then suddenly round on him as though he were up to something.  No.  Especially when he was, if anything, cooling off a bit.

“He was always most cordial—­such a kind chap,—­when I was living in his wife’s pocket almost,” reflected Augustus, “and he wouldn’t go and turn jealous just when the thing was slacking off a bit.”

But there was no doubt that Dearman was eyeing him queerly....

“Shall we go on the river to-morrow night, Gussie?” said Mrs. Dearman, “or have a round of golf, or what?”

“Let’s see how we feel to-morrow,” replied Augustus, who had other schemes in view.  “Sufficient unto the day is the joy thereof,” and he escorted Mrs. Dearman to the Gymkhana, found her some nice, ladies’ pictorials, said, “I’ll be back in a minute or two,”—­and went in search of Mrs.  “Harris”.

“Well,” said that lady, “been a good little boy and eaten your bread and butter nicely?  Have a Lyddite cocktail to take the taste away.  So will I.” ...

“Don’t forget to book the big punt,” said the Siren an hour or so later.  “I’ll be ready for you about five.”

Augustus wrote one of his charming little notes on his charming little note-paper that evening.

“KIND AND GRACIOUS LADYE,

“Pity me.  Pity and love me.  To-morrow the sun will not shine for your slave, for he will not see it.  I am unable to come over in the evening.  I stand ’twixt love and duty, and know you would counsel duty.  Would the College and all its works were beneath the ocean wave!  Think of me just once and I shall survive till the day after.  Oh, that I could think your disappointment were but one thousandth part of mine.  I live but for Thursday.