The Conjure Woman eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 240 pages of information about The Conjure Woman.

The Conjure Woman eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 240 pages of information about The Conjure Woman.

“Ez fer Kunnel Pen’leton, he went right up ter de house en got out his pen en ink, en tuk off his coat en roll’ up his sleeves, en writ a letter ter dis yer hoss trader, en sezee:—­

“‘You is sol’ me a hoss w’at is got a ringbone er a spavin er sump’n, en w’at I paid you fer wuz a soun’ hoss.  I wants you ter sen’ my nigger ‘oman back en take yo’ ole hoss, er e’se I’ll sue you, sho ’s you bawn.’

“But dis yer man wa’n’t skeered a bit, en he writ back ter Kunnel Pen’leton dat a bahg’in wuz a bahg’in; dat Lightnin’ Bug wuz soun’ w’en he sol’ ‘im, en ef Kunnel Pen’leton did n’ knowed ernuff ’bout hosses ter take keer er a fine racer, dat wuz his own fune’al.  En he say Kunnel Pen’leton kin sue en be cusst fer all he keer, but he ain’ gwine ter gib up de nigger he bought en paid fer.

“W’en Kunnel Pen’leton got dis letter he wuz madder ‘n he wuz befo’, ’speshly ’ca’se dis man ‘lowed he did n’ know how ter take keer er fine hosses.  But he could n’ do nuffin but fetch a lawsuit, en he knowed, by his own ’spe’ience, dat lawsuits wuz slow ez de seben-yeah eetch and cos’ mo’ d’n dey come ter, en he ’lowed he better go slow en wait awhile.

“Aun’ Peggy knowed w’at wuz gwine on all dis time, en she fix’ up a little bag wid some roots en one thing en ernudder in it, en gun it ter dis sparrer er her’n, en tol’ ’im ter take it ’way down yander whar Sis’ Becky wuz, en drap it right befo’ de do’ er her cabin, so she ’d be sho’ en fin’ it de fus’ time she come out’n de do’.

“One night Sis’ Becky dremp’ her pickaninny wuz dead, en de nex’ day she wuz mo’nin’ en groanin’ all day.  She dremp’ de same dream th’ee nights runnin’, en den, de nex’ mawnin’ atter de las’ night, she foun’ dis yer little bag de sparrer had drap’ in front her do’; en she ’lowed she’d be’n cunju’d, en wuz gwine ter die, en ez long ez her pickaninny wuz dead dey wa’n’t no use tryin’ ter do nuffin nohow.  En so she tuk ’n went ter bed, en tol’ her marster she ’d be’n cunju’d en wuz gwine ter die.

“Her marster lafft at her, en argyed wid her, en tried ter ’suade her out’n dis yer fool notion, ez he called it,—­fer he wuz one er dese yer w’ite folks w’at purten’ dey doan b’liebe in cunj’in’,—­but hit wa’n’t no use.  Sis’ Becky kep’ gittin’ wusser en wusser, ’tel fin’lly dis yer man ‘lowed Sis’ Becky wuz gwine ter die, sho’ ’nuff.  En ez he knowed dey had n’ be’n nuffin de matter wid Lightnin’ Bug w’en he traded ’im, he ‘lowed mebbe he could kyo’ ’im en fetch ‘im roun’ all right, leas’ways good ’nuff ter sell ag’in.  En anyhow, a lame hoss wuz better ’n a dead nigger.  So he sot down en writ Kunnel Pen’leton a letter.

“‘My conscience,’ sezee, ‘has be’n troublin’ me ‘bout dat ringbone’ hoss I sol’ you.  Some folks ‘lows a hoss trader ain’ got no conscience, but dey doan know me, fer dat is my weak spot, en de reason I ain’ made no mo’ money hoss tradin’.  Fac’ is,’ sezee, ’I is got so I can’t sleep nights fum studyin’ ‘bout dat spavin’ hoss; en I is made up my min’ dat, w’iles a bahg’in is a bahg’in, en you seed Lightnin’ Bug befo’ you traded fer ‘im, principle is wuth mo’ d’n money er hosses er niggers.  So ef you’ll sen’ Lightnin’ Bug down heah, I’ll sen’ yo’ nigger ’oman back, en we’ll call de trade off, en be ez good frien’s ez we eber wuz, en no ha’d feelin’s.’

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