This satire was published in 1700, as the title-page bears; but Mr. Luttrell marks his copy 23rd November 1699.[35] It contains more than one attack upon our author. Thus, we are told (wit being previously described as a malady),
“Vanine, that looked on all the
danger past,
Because he ’scaped so long, is seized
at last;
By p——, by hunger, and
by Dryden bit,
He grins and snarls, and, in his dogged
fit,
Froths at the mouth, a certain sign of
wit.”
Elsewhere the poet complains, that the universities,
“debauched
by Dryden and his crew,
Turn bawds to vice, and wicked aims pursue.”
Again, p. 14—
“Dryden condemn, who taught men
how to make,
Of dunces wits, an angel of a rake.”
But the main offence lies in the following passage:—
“Set forth your edict; let it be
enjoined,
That all defective species be recoined;
St. E—m—t and R—r
both are fit
To oversee the coining of our wit.
Let these be made the masters of essay,
They’ll every piece of metal touch
and weigh,
And tell which is too light, which has
too much allay.
’Tis true, that when the coarse
and worthless dross
Is purged away, there will be mighty loss.
E’en Congreve, Southerne, manly
Wycherly,
When thus refined, will grievous sufferers
be.
Into the melting-pot when Dryden comes,
What horrid stench will rise, what noisome
fumes!
How will he shrink, when all his lewd
allay,
And wicked mixture, shall be purged away?
When once his boasted heaps are melted
down,
A chest-full scarce will yield one sterling
crown.
Those who will D—n—s
melt, and think to find
A goodly mass of bullion left behind,
Do, as the Hibernian wit, who, as ’tis
told,
Burnt his gilt feather, to collect the
gold.
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But what remains will be so pure, ’twill
bear
The examination of the most severe;
’Twill S—r’s scales,
and Talbot’s test abide,
And with their mark please all the world
beside.”