CHARIVARIA.

More than a million pounds of concealed sugar have been discovered in New York.  It is suspected that this was intended as the nucleus of a hoard.

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A contemporary recently stated that Lenin claims to stand for the leadership of Russia.  But surely they do not stand for leadership in Russia.  They rush for it with revolvers.

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“This is a time for action, not for talk,” said Colonel house on his arrival in England.  A stinging rejoinder is expected from the food-controller’s Department.

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It is rumoured that the restaurant keepers have agreed among themselves that to avoid confusion the price of all beefsteaks shall be stamped clearly on the sole.

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The Meat Order will probably be amended to make meat-stalls rank as shops.  At present of course they suffer under the stigma of being merely places where you can purchase meat.

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We understand that, in order to avoid confusion and undue alarm, German prisoners in this country will in future be expected to give twelve hours’ notice of their intention to escape.

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Sugar is to be omitted from a number of medical preparations from December 1st, and children are complaining that the decision has quite spoilt their Christmas prospects.

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Counsel, in a prosecution for selling a tobacco substitute, has stated that there is nothing in the Act to prevent a man from smoking what he likes.  In the trade this is generally regarded as a nasty underhand jab at the British cigar industry.

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Lord RHONDDA, in announcing his new rationing scheme, differentiates between brain workers and manual workers.  It will be interesting to see to which category certain Government officials will be assigned.

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“The bamboo,” according to a weekly paper, “holds the record among plants for rapid growth, having been known to grow two feet in twelve hours.”  The silence of allotment holders on this subject is significant.

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Mr. Sydney G. Gamble, second in command of the London Fire Brigade, is about to retire.  There is some talk of arranging a farewell fire.

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We understand, by the way, that retirement from the London Fire Brigade always carries with it the privilege of wearing the uniform at one’s own fires.

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A theatrical paper advertises for a “Male impersonator” for pantomime.  No conscientious objector need apply.

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A news message to the Politiken states that the people of Iceland are making demands for their own flag or separation.  The movement seems to be an isolated one and not likely to spread.  Anyhow, there is no cause for alarm at Tooting, where the authorities are not expecting any trouble of this kind.