But anything so negatively unhappy as silence is the least of one’s bores.  One is seldom annoyed by the persistence of a silent man, for silence often means shyness; therefore it is in our power to curtail his usefulness.  But, on the other hand, take a type of the talkative man, the literal, too-accurate man, who insists upon finishing his sentences, and who will stop to dot his i’s and to cross his t’s, and whose dates are of more moment than his soul’s salvation—­can anything be done for him?

“Avoid giving invitations to bores,” says a clever woman, “they will come without.”

Alas, how true!  The too-accurate man is ubiquitous.  If you hear of him, and refuse to meet him, it is only to find that he has married your best friend, whom worlds could not bribe you to give up.  If you weed him out of your acquaintance, it is only to realize that he was born into your relationship a generation ago, before you could prevent it.  Sometimes he is your father, sometimes your brother.  Both of these, however, can be lived down.  But occasionally you discover that, in a moment of frenzy, you have married him!  Heaven help you then, for “marriage stays with one like a murder!”

Imagine living all one’s life with a man who relates thus the trivial incident of having walked with a friend up Broadway last Thursday afternoon, when he met two little boys about ten years old who asked him to buy a paper: 

“Last week—­Thursday, I think it was, though perhaps it was Friday, or, maybe, Saturday.  Let me see:  when did I leave my office early?  It must have been Thursday, because Friday I stayed later than usual.  Yes, it was Thursday.  It was about four o’clock, perhaps a little later—­a quarter after four, or maybe half-past, but I hardly think it could have been as late as that.  I think it was nearer four than half-past.  Anyway, I was walking up Broadway with a man by the name of Bigelow.  Bigelow?  Bigelow?  Was that his name?  It commenced with B, and had two syllables.  Boswell?  Blackwell?  Blayney?  What was that fellow’s name?  I never can tell a story unless I get the man’s name right.  Bilton?  Bashforth?  Buckby?  No, not Buckby, but that sounds like it.  Buckley?  That’s it.  That was his name!  I knew I’d get it.  Well, I was walking up Broadway with Buckley, and at about Thirty-fourth Street—­Wait a moment—­was it Thirty-fourth Street?  It couldn’t have been that far up.  About Thirty-second Street, I think.  I don’t quite remember whether we had passed the Imperial or not.  But it was within a block of it, anyway, when we met two little boys about ten years old—­perhaps one was a little older; one looked about ten, and the other about eleven, or perhaps even twelve, although I think ten would come nearer to it—­and they asked us in a tone between a whine and a cry—­the word whimper more nearly describes it—­if we would buy either a Sun or a World—­I’ve forgotten which.”