THE UNTRAINED MAN UNDER THIRTY-FIVE

 “Since we deserved the name of friends,
    And thine effect so lives in me,
    A part of mine may live in thee,
  And move thee on to noble ends.”

Every woman has had, at some time in her life, an experience with man in the raw.  In reality, one cannot set down with any degree of accuracy the age when his rawness attacks him, or the time when he has got the last remnant of it out of his system.  But a close study of the complaint, and the necessity for pigeon-holing everything and everybody, lead one to declare that somewhere in the vicinity of the age of thirty-five man emerges from his rawness and becomes a part of trained humanity—­a humanity composed of men and women trained in the art of living together.

I am impressed with Professor Horton’s remarks on this subject:  “It has sometimes struck me as very singular,” he says, “that while nothing is so common and nothing is so difficult as living with other people, we are seldom instructed in our youth how to do it well.  Our knowledge of the subject is acquired by experience, chiefly by failures.  And by the time that we have tolerably mastered the delicate art, we are on the point of being called to the isolation of the grave—­or shall I say to the vast company of the Majority?

“But an art of so much practical moment deserves a little more consideration.  It should not be taught by chance, or in fragments, but duly deployed, expounded, and enforced.  It is of far more pressing importance, for example, than the art of playing the piano or the violin, and is quite as difficult to learn.

“It is written, ‘It is not good that man should be alone’; but, on the other hand, it is often far from good to be with him.  A docile cat is preferable, a mongoose, or even a canary.  Indeed, for want of proper instruction, a large number of the human race, as they are known in this damp and foggy island, are ‘gey ill to live wi’,’ and no one would attempt it but for charity and the love of God.”

Now who but women are responsible for the training of men?  If the mother has neglected her obvious duty in training her son to be a livable portion of humanity, who but the girls must take up her lost opportunities?  It is with the class of men whose mothers have neglected to train them in the art of living that we have to deal; the man with whom feminine influence—­refining, broadening, softening, graciously smoothing out soul-wrinkles, and generously polishing off sharp mental corners—­has had no part.  It need not necessarily mean men who have not encountered feminine influence, but it does mean those who never have yielded to it.  The natural and to-be-looked-for conceit of youth may have been the barrier which prevented their yielding.  There is a time when the youth of twenty knows more than any one on earth could teach him, and more than he ever will know again; a time when, no matter how kind his heart, he is incased in a mental haughtiness before which plain Wisdom is dumb.  But a time will come when the keenness of some girl’s stiletto of wit will prick the empty bubble of his flamboyant egoism, and he will, for the first time, learn that he is but an untrained man under thirty-five.