Never did man use less discretion in the purchase of a pair of boots.  His business was transacted in a dream; he spoke without hearing what he said; he stared at objects without perceiving them.  The result was that not till he had got home, with his easy old footgear under his arm, did he become aware that the new boots pinched him most horribly.  They creaked too:  heavens! how they creaked!  But doubtless all new boots had these faults; he had forgotten; it was so long since he had bought a pair.  The fact was, he felt dreadfully tired, utterly worn out.  After munching a mouthful of supper he crept into bed.

All night long he warred with his new boots.  Footsore, he limped about the streets of a spectral city, where at every corner some one seemed to lie in ambush for him, and each time the lurking enemy proved to be no other than Mrs. Weare, who gazed at him with scornful eyes and let him totter by.  The creaking of the boots was an articulate voice, which ever and anon screamed at him a terrible name.  He shrank and shivered and groaned; but on he went, for in his hand he held a crossed cheque, which he was bidden to get changed, and no one would change it.  What a night!

When he woke his brain was heavy as lead; but his meditations were very lucid.  Pray, what did he mean by that insane outlay of money, which he could not possibly afford, on a new (and detestable) pair of boots?  The old would have lasted, at all events, till winter began.  What was in his mind when he entered the shop?  Did he intend...?  Merciful powers!

Mr. Tymperley was not much of a psychologist.  But all at once he saw with awful perspicacity the moral crisis through which he had been living.  And it taught him one more truth on the subject of poverty.

Immediately after his breakfast he went downstairs and tapped at the door of Mr. Suggs’ sitting-room.

‘What is it?’ asked the bookbinder, who was eating his fourth large rasher, and spoke with his mouth full.

’Sir, I beg leave of absence for an hour or two this morning.  Business of some moment demands my attention.’

Mr. Suggs answered, with the grace natural to his order, ’I s’pose you can do as you like.  I don’t pay you nothing.’

The other bowed and withdrew.

Two days later he again penned a letter to Mrs. Weare.  It ran thus:—­

’The money which you so kindly sent, and which I have already acknowledged, has now been distributed.  To ensure a proper use of it, I handed the cheque, with clear instructions, to a clergyman in this neighbourhood, who has been so good as to jot down, on the sheet enclosed, a memorandum of his beneficiaries, which I trust will be satisfactory and gratifying to you.

’But why, you will ask, did I have recourse to a clergyman.  Why did I not use my own experience, and give myself the pleasure of helping poor souls in whom I have a personal interest—­I who have devoted my life to this mission of mercy?

    ’The answer is brief and plain.  I have lied to you.