the other, by contrast, scarce his proverbial fraction
of manhood. At a year or two short of fifty, Mr.
Daffy began to be old; he was shoulder-bent, knee-shaky,
and had a pallid, wrinkled visage, with watery, pathetic
eye. At fifty turned, Mr. Lott showed a vigour
and a toughness such as few men of any age could rival.
For a score of years the measure of Mr. Lott’s
robust person had been taken by Mr. Daffy’s
professional tape, and, without intimacy, there existed
kindly relations between the two men. Neither
had ever been in the other’s house, but they
had long met, once a week or so, at the Liberal Club,
where it was their habit to play together a game of
draughts. Occasionally they conversed; but it
was a rather one-sided dialogue, for whereas the tailor
had a sprightly intelligence and—so far
as his breath allowed—a ready flow of words,
the timber-merchant found himself at a disadvantage
when mental activity was called for. The best-natured
man in the world, Mr. Lott would sit smiling and content
so long as he had only to listen; asked his opinion
(on anything but timber), he betrayed by a knitting
of the brows, a rolling of the eyes, an inflation
of the cheeks, and other signs of discomposure, the
serious effort it cost him to shape a thought and to
utter it. At times Mr. Daffy got on to the subject
of social and political reform, and, after copious
exposition, would ask what Mr. Lott thought. He
knew the timber-merchant too well to expect an immediate
reply. There came a long pause, during which
Mr. Lott snorted a little, shuffled in his chair, and
stared at vacancy, until at length, with a sudden smile
of relief he exclaimed, ‘Do you know
my
idea!’ And the idea, often rather explosively
stated, was generally marked by common-sense of the
bull-headed, British kind.
‘Bad this morning,’ remarked Mr. Lott,
abruptly but sympathetically, as soon as the writhing
tailor could hear him.
‘Rather bad—ugh, ugh!—had
to run—ugh!—doesn’t suit
me, Mr. Lott,’ gasped the other, as he took
the silk hat which his friend had picked up and stroked
for him.
‘Hot weather trying.’
‘I vary so,’ panted Mr. Daffy, wiping
his face with a handkerchief. ’Sometimes
one things seems to suit me—ugh, ugh—sometimes
another. Going to town, Mr. Lott?’
‘Yes.’
The blunt affirmative was accompanied by a singular
grimace, such as might have been caused by the swallowing
of something very unpleasant; and thereupon followed
a silence which allowed Mr. Daffy to recover himself.
He sat with his eyes half closed and head bent, leaning
back.