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FOOTNOTES:
[Footnote 64: Dr Ralph Bathurst, President of Trinity College, Oxford.]
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XXXVII.
PROLOGUE TO THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD.
Discord and plots, which have undone our
age,
With the same ruin have o’erwhelm’d
the stage.
Our house has suffer’d in the common
woe,
We have been troubled with Scotch rebels
too.
Our brethren are from Thames to Tweed
departed,
And of our sisters, all the kinder-hearted,
To Edinburgh gone, or coach’d, or
carted.
With bonny bluecap there they act all
night
For Scotch half-crown, in English three-pence
hight.
One nymph, to whom fat Sir John Falstaff’s
lean, 10
There with her single person fills the
scene.
Another, with long use and age decay’d,
Dived here old woman, and rose there a
maid.
Our trusty doorkeepers of former time
There strut and swagger in heroic rhyme.
Tack but a copper-lace to drugget suit,
And there’s a hero made without
dispute:
And that, which was a capon’s tail
before,
Becomes a plume for Indian emperor.
But all his subjects, to express the care
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Of imitation, go, like Indians, bare:
Laced linen there would be a dangerous
thing;
It might perhaps a new rebellion bring;
The Scot, who wore it, would be chosen
king.
But why should I these renegades describe,
When you yourselves have seen a lewder
tribe?
Teague has been here, and, to this learned
pit,
With Irish action slander’d English
wit:
You have beheld such barbarous Macs appear,
As merited a second massacre:
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Such as, like Cain, were branded with
disgrace,
And had their country stamp’d upon
their face.
When strollers durst presume to pick your
purse,
We humbly thought our broken troop not
worse.
How ill soe’er our action may deserve,
Oxford’s a place where wit can never
starve.
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XXXVIII.
PROLOGUE TO THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD.
Though actors cannot much of learning
boast,
Of all who want it, we admire it most:
We love the praises of a learned pit,
As we remotely are allied to wit.
We speak our poet’s wit, and trade
in ore,
Like those who touch upon the golden shore:
Betwixt our judges can destinction make,
Discern how much, and why, our poems take:
Mark if the fools, or men of sense, rejoice;
Whether the applause be only sound or