And you are grown to judge like forty-eight,[56]
Such censures our mistaking audience make,
That ’tis almost grown scandalous to take.
They talk of fevers that infect the brains; 20
But nonsense is the new disease that reigns.
Weak stomachs, with a long disease oppress’d,
Cannot the cordials of strong wit digest.
Therefore thin nourishment of farce ye choose,
Decoctions of a barley-water Muse:
A meal of tragedy would make ye sick,
Unless it were a very tender chick.
Some scenes in sippets would be worth our time;
Those would go down; some love that’s poach’d in rhyme:
If these should fail— 30
We must lie down, and, after all our cost,
Keep holiday, like watermen in frost;
While you turn players on the world’s great stage,
And act yourselves the farce of your own age.
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FOOTNOTES:
[Footnote 56: ‘Forty-one, forty-eight:’ referring to the Puritan era, which some were then seeking to revive.]
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XXVIII.
PROLOGUE[57] TO THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD,
1681.
The famed Italian Muse, whose rhymes advance
Orlando and the Paladins of France,
Records, that, when our wit and sense
is flown,
’Tis lodged within the circle of
the moon,
In earthen jars, which one, who thither
soar’d,
Set to his nose, snuff’d up, and
was restored.
Whate’er the story be, the moral’s
true;
The wit we lost in town, we find in you.
Our poets their fled parts may draw from
hence,
And fill their windy heads with sober
sense. 10
When London votes with Southwark’s
disagree,
Here may they find their long-lost loyalty.
Here busy senates, to the old cause inclined,
May snuff the votes their fellows left
behind:
Your country neighbours, when their grain
grows dear,
May come, and find their last provision
here:
Whereas we cannot much lament our loss,
Who neither carried back, nor brought
one cross.
We look’d what representatives would
bring;
But they help’d us, just as they
did the king. 20
Yet we despair not; for we now lay forth
The Sibyl’s books to those who know
their worth;
And though the first was sacrificed before,
These volumes doubly will the price restore.
Our poet bade us hope this grace to find,
To whom by long prescription you are kind.
He whose undaunted Muse, with loyal rage,
Has never spared the vices of the age,
Here finding nothing that his spleen can
raise,
Is forced to turn his satire into praise.
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