From each he meets he culls whate’er he can;
  Legion’s his name, a people in a man. 
  His bulky folly gathers as it goes,
  And, rolling o’er you, like a snow-ball grows. 20
  His various modes from various fathers follow;
  One taught the toss, and one the new French wallow: 
  His sword-knot this, his cravat that design’d;
  And this the yard-long snake he twirls behind. 
  From one the sacred periwig he gain’d,
  Which wind ne’er blew, nor touch of hat profaned. 
  Another’s diving bow he did adore,
  Which with a shog casts all the hair before,
  Till he, with full decorum, brings it back,
  And rises with a water-spaniel shake. 30
  As for his songs, the ladies’ dear delight,
  These sure he took from most of you who write. 
  Yet every man is safe from what he fear’d;
  For no one fool is hunted from the herd.

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XIX.

EPILOGUE TO “ALL FOR LOVE.”

  Poets, like disputants, when reasons fail,
  Have one sure refuge left—­and that’s to rail. 
  Fop, coxcomb, fool, are thunder’d through the pit;
  And this is all their equipage of wit. 
  We wonder how the devil this difference grows,
  Betwixt our fools in verse, and yours in prose: 
  For, ’faith, the quarrel rightly understood,
  ’Tis civil war with their own flesh and blood. 
  The threadbare author hates the gaudy coat;
  And swears at the gilt coach, but swears afoot:  10
  For ’tis observed of every scribbling man,
  He grows a fop as fast as e’er he can;
  Prunes up, and asks his oracle, the glass,
  If pink and purple best become his face. 
  For our poor wretch, he neither rails nor prays;
  Nor likes your wit, just as you like his plays;
  He has not yet so much of Mr Bayes. 
  He does his best; and if he cannot please,
  Would quietly sue out his writ of ease. 
  Yet, if he might his own grand jury call, 20
  By the fair sex he begs to stand or fall. 
  Let Caesar’s power the men’s ambition move,
  But grace you him who lost the world for love! 
  Yet if some antiquated lady say,
  The last age is not copied in his play;
  Heaven help the man who for that face must drudge,
  Which only has the wrinkles of a judge. 
  Let not the young and beauteous join with those;
  For should you raise such numerous hosts of foes,
  Young wits and sparks he to his aid must call; 30
  ’Tis more than one man’s work to please you all.

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XX.

PROLOGUE TO “LIMBERHAM.”