But, not to hold our proffer turn’d to scorn,
Good sureties will we have for thy return;
That at the time prefix’d thou shalt obey,
And at thy pledge’s peril keep thy day.
Woe was the knight at this
severe command;
But well he knew ’twas bootless
to withstand:
The terms accepted, as the fair ordain,
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He put in bail for his return again,
And promised answer at the day assign’d,
The best, with Heaven’s assistance,
he could find.
His leave thus taken, on his
way he went
With heavy heart, and full of discontent,
Misdoubting much, and fearful of the event.
’Twas hard the truth of such a point
to find,
As was not yet agreed among the kind.
Thus on he went; still anxious more and
more,
Ask’d all he met, and knock’d
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Inquired of men; but made his chief request,
To learn from women what they loved the
best.
They answer’d each according to
her mind,
To please herself, not all the female
kind.
One was for wealth, another was for place;
Crones, old and ugly, wish’d a better
face:
The widow’s wish was oftentimes
to wed;
The wanton maids were all for sport a-bed.
Some said the sex were pleased with handsome
lies,
And some gross flattery loved without
disguise: 130
Truth is, says one, he seldom fails to
win
Who flatters well; for that’s our
darling sin:
But long attendance, and a duteous mind,
Will work even with the wisest of the
kind.
One thought the sex’s prime felicity
Was from the bonds of wedlock to be free;
Their pleasures, hours, and actions all
their own,
And uncontroll’d to give account
to none.
Some wish a husband-fool; but such are
cursed,
For fools perverse of husbands are the
worst: 140
All women would be counted chaste and
wise,
Nor should our spouses see, but with our
eyes;
For fools will prate; and though they
want the wit
To find close faults, yet open blots will
hit;
Though better for their ease to hold their
tongue,
For womankind was never in the wrong.
So noise ensues, and quarrels last for
life;
The wife abhors the fool, the fool the
wife.
And some men say that great delight have
we,
To be for truth extoll’d, and secrecy;
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And constant in one purpose still to dwell;
And not our husbands’ counsels to
reveal.
But that’s a fable; for our sex
is frail,
Inventing rather than not tell a tale.
Like leaky sieves, no secrets we can hold:
Witness the famous tale that Ovid told.