SANDFORD
You well-fed and unprofitable
grooms,
Maintained for state, not
use;
You lazy feasters at another’s
cost,
That eat like maggots into
an estate,
And do as little work,
Being indeed but foul excrescences,
And no just parts in a well-order’d
family;
You base and rascal imitators,
Who act up to the height your
master’s vices,
But cannot read his virtues
in your bond:
Which of you, as I enter’d,
spake of betraying?
Was it you, or you, or, thin-face,
was it you?
MARTIN
Whom does he call thin-face?
SANDFORD
No prating, loon, but tell
me who he was,
That I may brain the villain
with my staff,
That seeks Sir Walter’s
life?
You miserable men,
With minds more slavish than
your slave’s estate,
Have you that noble bounty
so forgot,
Which took you from the looms,
and from the ploughs,
Which better had ye follow’d,
fed ye, cloth’d ye,
And entertain’d ye in
a worthy service,
Where your best wages was
the world’s repute,
That thus ye seek his life,
by whom ye live?
Have you forgot too,
How often in old times
Your drunken mirths have stunn’d
day’s sober ears,
Carousing full cups to Sir
Walter’s health?—
Whom now ye would betray,
but that he lies
Out of the reach of your poor
treacheries.
This learn from me,
Our master’s secret
sleeps with trustier tongues,
Than will unlock themselves
to carls like you.
Go, get you gone, you knaves.
Who stirs? this staff
Shall teach you better manners
else.
ALL
Well, we are going.
SANDFORD And quickly too, ye had better, for I see Young mistress Margaret coming this way. (Exeunt all but Sandford.)
Enter Margaret, as in a fright,
pursued by a Gentleman,
who, seeing Sandford, retires muttering a curse.
Sandford, Margaret.
SANDFORD
Good-morrow to my fair mistress. ’Twas a chance
I saw you, lady, so intent was I
On chiding hence these graceless serving-men,
Who cannot break their fast at morning meals
Without debauch and mis-timed riotings.
This house hath been a scene of nothing else
But atheist riot and profane excess,
Since my old master quitted all his rights here.
MARGARET
Each day I endure fresh insult
from the scorn
Of Woodvil’s friends,
the uncivil jests,
And free discourses, of the
dissolute men,
That haunt this mansion, making
me their mirth.
SANDFORD
Does my young master know
of these affronts?