Mr. Punch's History of the Great War eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 266 pages of information about Mr. Punch's History of the Great War.

Mr. Punch's History of the Great War eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 266 pages of information about Mr. Punch's History of the Great War.

  How dare confront the false quest with the true,
    Or think what gulfs between the ideals lie
  Of Him Who died that men may live—­and you
          Who live that man may die?

  Ah, turn your eyes away; He reads your heart;
    Pass on and, having done your work abhorred,
  Join hands with JUDAS in his place apart,
          You who betrayed your Lord.

* * * * *

It is the way of modern war that we know little of what is going on, least of all on sea.  Some of our sailormen have had their chance in the Heligoland Bight, off the Dogger Bank and Falkland Isles, and in the Dardanelles.  It is well that we should remember what we owe to the patient vigil of their less fortunate comrades, the officers and men of the Grand Fleet, and to the indefatigable and ubiquitous activities of the ships officially classified as “Light Cruisers (Old)”: 

[Illustration:  AFTER ONE YEAR]

  From Pole unto Pole, all the oceans between,
  Patrolling, protecting, unwearied, unseen,
  By night or by noonday, the Navy is there,
  And the out-of-date cruisers are doing their share,
  The creaky old cruisers whose day is not done,
  Built some time before Nineteen-hundred-and-one.

At any rate, we know for certain that British submarines have made their way into the Baltic, a “sea change” extremely disquieting to the Germans, who, for the rest, have suffered in a naval scrap in the Gulf of Riga with the Russians.  On the Western front our troops are suffering from two plagues—­large shells and little flies.  These troubles have not prevented them from scoring a small though costly success at Hooge.  From Gallipoli comes the news of fresh deeds of amazing heroism at Suvla Bay and Anzac.

The war of Notes goes on with unabated energy between Germany and the U.S.A.  At home a brief period has been set to the pernicious activities of importunate inquisitors by the adjournment of the House till mid-September.  “Dr. Punch” is of opinion that the Mother of Parliaments is sorely in need of a rest and needs every hour of a seven weeks’ holiday.  In the Thrift campaign, which has now set in, everybody expects that everybody else should do his duty; and the universal eruption of posters imploring us to subscribe to the War Loan indicates the emergence of a new Art—­that of Government by advertisement.  To the obvious appeals to duty, patriotism, conscience, appeals to shame, appeals romantic and even facetious are now added.  It may be necessary, but the method is not dignified.  All that can be said is that “Govertisement,” or government by advertisement, is better than Government by the Press, a new terror with which we are daily threatened.

Mr. Winston Churchill, the greatest of our quick-change political artists, is said to be devoting his leisure to landscape painting.  The particular school that he favours is not publicly stated, but we have reason to believe that he intends to be a Leader.

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