Over there in Ireland we’re very fond av peace,
  Though we break the heads av Orangemin an’ batther the police;
  For we’re all agin the Governmint wheriver we may be—­
  Och, Muckish Mountain, an’ the wild wind blowin’ free!

  If they tuk me out to Flandhers, bedad I’d have to fight,
  An’ I’m tould thim Jarman vagabones won’t let ye sleep at night;
  So I’m going home to Ireland wid English notes galore—­
  Och, Muckish Mountain, I will niver lave ye more!

By way of contrast there is the mood of the Old Contemptibles, but it is only fair to add that there are Irishmen among them: 

THE OLD-TIMER

  ’E aint’t bin ‘ung with medals, like a lot o’ chaps abaht;
  ’E’s wore a little dingy but ‘e isn’t wearin’ aht;
  ’Is ole tin ’at is battered, but it isn’t battered in,
  An’ if ’e ain’t fergot to grouse, ’e ain’t fergot to grin.

  I fancy that ’e’s aged a bit since fust the War begun;
  ’E’s ’ad ‘is fill o’ fightin’ an’ ’e’s ’ad ‘is share o’ fun;
  ‘Is eyes is kind o’ quiet an’ ‘is mouth is sort o’ set,
  But if I didn’t know ’im well I wouldn’t know ’im yet.

  I recollec’ the look of ‘im the time o’ the retreat,
  The blood was through ‘is toonic an’ the skin was orf ’is feet;
  But “Come aboard the bus,” say ’e, “or you’ll be lef be’ind!”
  An’ takes me weight upon ’is back—­it ’asn’t slip me mind.

  It might ’ave ’appened yesterday, it comes to me so plain;
  ‘E’s dahn an’ up a dozen times, a-reeling through the rain;
  It might ‘ave bin lars’ Saturday I seem to ’ear ’im say: 
  “There’s plenty room a-top, me lad, an’ nothin’ more to pay.”

  ’E ain’t bin ’ung with medals like a blackamore with beads;
  ‘E doesn’t figure on the screen a-doin’ darin’ deeds;
  But reckon I’ll be lucky if I gets to Kingdom Come
  Along o’ that Contemptible wot wouldn’t leave a chum.

[Illustration: 

FIRST CONTEMPTIBLE:  “D’you remember halting here on the retreat, George?”

SECOND DITTO:  “Can’t call it to mind, somehow.  Was it that little village in the wood there down by the river, or was it that place with the cathedral and all them factories?”]

Amongst other items of news we have to chronicle the appointment of Mr. Arnold Bennett as a Director of Propaganda, the steady growth of goat-keeping, and the exactions of taxi-drivers.  It is now suggested that if one of these pirates should charge you largely in excess of his legal fare, you should tell him that you have nothing less than a five-pound note.  If you have an honest face and speak kindly he will probably accept the amount.

[Illustration:  THE SANDS RUN OUT]