Mr. Punch's History of the Great War eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 266 pages of information about Mr. Punch's History of the Great War.

Mr. Punch's History of the Great War eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 266 pages of information about Mr. Punch's History of the Great War.
designed to shatter and demoralise the enemy at every point.  The long inaction on the Salonika Front has been ended by the rapid and triumphant advance of the British, French, Serbians, and Greeks under General Franchet d’Esperey.  Eight days sufficed to smash the Bulgarians, and the armistice then granted was followed four days later by the surrender of Bulgaria.  In less than a fortnight General Allenby pushed north from Jerusalem, annihilated the Turkish armies in Palestine, and captured Damascus.  And by the end of the month the Hindenburg line had been breached and gone the way of the “Wotan” line.  Wotan was not a happy choice: 

  But even super-Germans are wont at times to nod,
  And to borrow Wotan’s aegis was indubitably odd;
  For dark decline o’erwhelmed his line:  he saw his god-head wane,
  And his stately palace vanish in a red and ruinous vain.

[Illustration:  STORM DRIVEN

THE KAISER:  “I don’t like this wind, my son.  Which way is it?”

THE CROWN PRINCE:  “Up!”]

[Illustration:  IN RESERVE

GERMAN EAGLE (to German Dove):  “Here, carry on for a bit, will you I’m feeling rather run down.”]

Well may the Berlin Tageblatt say that “the war stares us in the face and stares very hard.”  When a daily paper announces “Half Crown Prince’s army turned over to another General,” we are curious to know how much the Half Crown Prince thinks the German Sovereign worth.  But the end is not yet.  Our pride in the achievements of our Armies and Generals, in the heroism of our Allies and the strategy of Marshal Foch does not blind us to the skill and tenacity with which the Germans are conducting their retreat.  Fritz is a tough fighter; if only he had fought a clean fight we could look forward to a thorough reconciliation.  But that is a far cry for those who have been in the war, farthest of all for our sailormen, who can never forget certain acts of frightfulness.

  Hans Dans an’ me was shipmates once, an’ if ’e’d fought us clean,
  Why shipmates still when war was done might Hans an’ me ’ave been;
  The truest pals a man can have are them ’e’s fought before,
  But—­never no more, Hans Dans, my lad, so ’elp me, never no more!

Austria has issued a Peace Note, and the German Chancellor has declared that Germany is opposed to annexation in any form.  The German Eagle, making a virtue of necessity, is ready to give the bird of Peace an innings.

[Illustration:  ALARMING SPREAD OF BOBBING]

The two Emmas, Ack and Pip, are naturally furious at the adoption of the twenty-four hours’ system of reckoning time, which means that their occupation will be gone, and that like other old soldiers they will fade away.  Amongst other innovations we have to note the spread of “bobbing,” the further possibilities of which are alarming to contemplate.

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