Fraser’s Magazine.

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ELLISTON AND THE ASS’ HEAD.

Elliston was, in his day, the Napoleon of Drury-lane, but, like the conqueror at Austerlitz, he suffered his declensions, and the Surrey became to him a St. Helena.  However, once an eagle always an eagle; and Robert William was no less aquiline in the day of adversity than in his palmy time of patent prosperity.  He was born to carry things with a high hand, and he but fulfilled his destiny.  The anecdote which we are about to relate, is one of the ten thousand instances of his lordly bearing.  When, the season before last, “no effects” was written over the treasury-door of Covent-garden theatre, it will be remembered that several actors proffered their services gratis, in aid of the then humble, but now arrogant and persecuting establishment.  Among these patriots was Mr. T.P.  Cooke—­(it was just after his promotion to the honorary rank of Admiral of the Blue).  The Covent-garden managers jumped at the offer of the actor, who was in due time announced as having, in the true play-bill style, “most generously volunteered his services for six nights!” Cooke was advertised for William; Elliston having “most generously lent [N.B. this was not put in the bill] his musical score of Black-Eyed Susan, together with the identical captains’ coats, worn at a hundred-and-fifty court-martials at the Surrey Theatre!” Cooke—­the score—­the coats, were all accepted, and made the most of by the now prosecuting managers of Covent-garden, who cleared out of the said Cooke, score, and coats, one thousand pounds at half-price on the first six nights of their exhibition.  This is a fact; nay, we have lately heard it stated that all the sum was specially banked, to be used in a future war against the minors.  Cooke was then engaged for twelve more nights, at ten pounds per night—­a hackney-coach bringing him each night, hot from the Surrey stage, where he had previously made bargemen weep, and thrown nursery-maids into convulsions.  Well, time drove on, and Cooke drove into the country.  Elliston, who was always classical, having a due veneration for that divine “creature,” Shakspeare, announced, on the anniversary of the poet’s birth-day, a representation of the Stratford Jubilee.  The wardrobe was ransacked, the property-man was on the alert; and, after much preparation, every thing was in readiness for the imposing spectacle.—­No!  There was one thing forgotten—­one important “property!” Bottom must be a “feature” in the procession, and there was no ass’s head! it would not do for the acting manager to apologize for the absence of the head—­no, he could not have the face to do it.  A head must be procured!  Every one was in doubt and trepidation, when hope sounded in the clarion-like voice of Robert William.  “Ben!” exclaimed Elliston, “take pen, ink, and paper, and write as follows!” Ben (Mr. Benjamin Fairbrother, the late manager’s most trusty secretary) sat, “all ear” and Elliston, with finger on nether lip, proceeded.—­