Perhaps a few ascetic advocates of cant and care-wearing
abstinence will think that we ought to conceal this
exceptionable fact, lest Jerry’s example should
be more frequently followed. Justice demands otherwise;
and as the biographers of old tell us that Alexander
the Great died of hard-drinking, so ought we to record
that Happy Jerry’s life was not shortened by
the imperial propensity: in this case, the monkey
has beat the man: proverbially, the man beats
the monkey. Jerry had, however, his share of
ailment: he had been a martyr to that love-pain,
the tooth-ache; several of his large molar teeth being
entirely decayed. This circumstance accounted
for the gloomy appearance he would sometimes put on,
and his covering his head with his hands, and laying
it in his chair. Poor fellow! we could have sympathized
with him from our very hearts—we mean teeth.
Jerry’s remains have been carefully embalmed,
(we hope in his favourite spirit,) and are now at
the Surrey Gardens; where the arrival of a living
congener is daily expected. Meanwhile, will nobody
write the
hic jacet of the deceased? or no publisher
engage for his reminiscences? Mr. Cross would
probably supply the skeleton—of the memoir—not
of his poor dead Jerry. What tales could he have
told of the slave-stricken people of the Gold Coast,
what horrors of the slave-ship whence he was taken,
what a fine graphic picture of his voyage, and his
travels in England,
a la Prince Puckler Muskau,
not forgetting his visit to Windsor Castle.
Baboons may be rendered docile in confinement; though
they almost always retain the disposition to revenge
an injury. At the Cape, they are often caught
when young, and brought up with milk; perhaps Jerry
was so nurtured; and Kolben tells us, that they will
become as watchful over their master’s property
as the most valuable house-dog is in Europe.
Many of the Hottentots believe they can speak, but
that they avoid doing so lest they should be enslaved,
and compelled to work! What a libel upon human
nature is conveyed in this trait of savage credulity.
The bitterest reproofs of man’s wickedness are
not only to be found in the varnished lessons of civilization.
Here is a touching piece of simplicity upon which
James Montgomery might found a whole poem.
Baboons, in their native countries, are sometimes
hunted with dogs, but their chase is often fatal to
the assailants. Mr. Burchell tells us that several
of his dogs were wounded by the bites of baboons, and
two or three dogs were thus bitten asunder. A
species of baboon common in Ceylon, often attains
the height of man. It is very fearless; and Bishop
Heber relates that an acquaintance of his having on
one occasion shot a young baboon, the mother came
boldly up and wrested the gun out of his hand without
doing him any injury.
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By way of pendent, we add the present state of THE
ZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY, from the report just completed.