and which James Hogg heard and answered with a view-hallo, for us to “come awa doon the brae an’ tak’ a dram o’speerits,” and so we did, and in true Highland style; he met us at the door and gave us a drain from the bottle, first gulping a glass himself of that double-strong like & fire-eater, without a twink of the eye or a wince of the mouth; and then with a grip o’ the daddle, which made the fingers crack, he pulled us into his bonnie wee bit shooting box of a house, with a “Come awa ben ye’ll be the better o’ a bite o’ venison pasty;” so in we went, and were introduced to his bonnie wife and sousy barnes, which latter, Jammie Hogg nursed as though he lov’d ’em frae the uttermost ends o’ his sowl.

Campbell has it against Byron, that “the poetic temperament is incompatible with matrimonial felicity.”  Fudge, fudge, Mr. Campbell, did you ever visit James Hogg?

Well, we sat down to take a snack with James and an extraordinary monkey of his, which he has dressed in the garb of a Highland soldier, and which too, sat down at table, and played his knife and fork like a true epicure.  “An extrornry crater is that wee Heelan-man o’ mine, gentlemen, he can conduc himsel’ as weel’s ony Christan man at table, and aft when I’m pennin’ a bit rhyme ’thegither, the crater’ll lowp up ‘ith chair anent me and tak’ up a pen, in exac emeetation o’ me, and keck into my ’een in his cunnin way, as if he was speering me what to write aboot; he surely maun ha’ a feck o’ thocht in his heed if are could gar him spak it; but ye ken his horsemanship beats a’.  I had a spire-haired collie, a breed atween a Heelan lurcher, a grew, and a wolf, dog, a meety, muckle collie he is for sure—­weel, gentlemen, do ye ken, he a’ rides on him when we hoont the tod (fox), an’ to see him girt a screep o’ red flannin on for a saddle, that the neer-do-weel toor fra a beggar-wife’s tattered duds ane day; an’ then to see him lowp on like a mountebank, and sit skreighin an’ chatrin, an’ cronkin like a paddock on a clud o’yearth.  O, its a lachin teeklesome sicht for sure—­an’ then hee’l thud, thud, thud his wee bit neive ’ith shouther ‘oth collie, an’ steek his toes in his side, just for a’ the world like a Newmarket jockey, an’ then hee’l turn him roon behint-afore an’ play treeks, till collie gerns at him; an’ then beway o’ makin friens again, hee’l streek an’ pat him, an’ peek the ferlie oot o’ his hurdles; an’ then when we’re a’ ready for gannin awa, to be sure what a dirdum an’ stramash do they twa keek up; an’ then aff they flee like the deevil in a gale o’ wind, an’ are oot o’ sicht before ye can say owr the border an’ far awa.  But I ha’ just been speerin the forester aboot the tod (fox), an’ he gars me gang owr the muir to Ettric Forest, an’ leuk in a cleuch in a rock there is there, an’ I shall find the half-peckit banes o’ a joop o’ mine that stray’d yestreen.  So, gentlemen, if yer fond o’ oor kin o’ sportin, ye shall hae such a sicht o’ rinnin an’ ridin as ye ne’er saw heretofore we your twa een.”