LACON.
’Twas Lycon’s
gift, your highness. But pray, Cometas, say,
What is that skin wherewith
thou saidst that Lacon walked away?
Why, thy lord’s self
had ne’er a skin whereon his limbs to lay.
COMETAS.
The skin that Crocylus gave
me, a dark one streaked with white,
The day he slew his she-goat.
Why, thou wert ill with spite,
Then, my false friend; and
thou would’st end by beggaring me quite.
LACON.
Did Lacon, did Calaethis’
son purloin a goatskin? No,
By Pan that haunts the sea-beach!
Lad, if I served thee so,
Crazed may I drop from yon
hill-top to Crathis’ stream below!
COMETAS.
Nor pipe of thine, good fellow—the
Ladies of the Lake
So be still kind and good
to me—did e’er Cometas take.
LACON.
Be Daphnis’ woes my
portion, should that my credence win!
Still, if thou list to stake
a kid—that surely were no sin—
Come on, I’ll sing it
out with thee—until thou givest in.
COMETAS.
‘The hog he braved
Athene.’ As for the kid, ’tis there:
You stake a lamb against him—that
fat one—if you dare.
LACON.
Fox! were that fair for either?
At shearing who’d prefer
Horsehair to wool? or when
the goat stood handy, suffer her
To nurse her firstling, and
himself go milk a blatant cur?
COMETAS.
The same who deemed his hornet’s-buzz
the true cicala’s note,
And braved—like
you—his better. And so forsooth you
vote
My kid a trifle? Then
come on, fellow! I stake the goat.
LACON.
Why be so hot? Art thou
on fire? First prythee take thy seat
’Neath this wild woodland
olive: thy tones will sound more sweet.
Here falls a cold rill drop
by drop, and green grass-blades uprear
Their heads, and fallen leaves
are thick, and locusts prattle here.
COMETAS.
Hot I am not; but hurt I am,
and sorely, when I think
That thou canst look me in
the face and never bleach nor blink—
Me, thine own boyhood’s
tutor! Go, train the she-wolf’s brood:
Train dogs—that
they may rend thee! This, this is gratitude!
LACON.
When learned I from thy practice
or thy preaching aught that’s right,
Thou puppet, thou misshapen
lump of ugliness and spite?
COMETAS.
When? When I beat thee,
wailing sore: yon goats looked on with glee,
And bleated; and were dealt
with e’en as I had dealt with thee.
LACON.
Well, hunchback, shallow be
thy grave as was thy judgment then!
But hither, hither! Thou’lt
not dip in herdsman’s lore again.
COMETAS.
Nay, here are oaks and galingale:
the hum of housing bees
Makes the place pleasant,
and the birds are piping in the trees.
And here are two cold streamlets;
here deeper shadows fall
Than yon place owns, and look
what cones drop from the pinetree tall.