“I suppose it’s all over town?  It’d travel fast.  Well, what d’you think of your grandpapa, girls?”

“Don’t talk so loud, Mamma,” one daughter urged.

Another said, “He’s so tired he went off asleep while he was telling us how he nearly got hung for shooting a man in San Antonio.”

Mrs. Egg reached for the glass urn full of chocolate wafers on the table and put one in her mouth.  She remarked, “I can see you’ve been having a swell time, girls.  A sinner that repenteth——­”

“Why, Mamma!”

“Listen,” said Mrs. Egg; “if there’s going to be any forgiving done around here, it’s me that’ll do it.  You girls was raised with all the comforts of home and then some.  You never helped anybody do plain sewin’ at fifteen cents a hour nor had to borrow money to get a decent dress to be married in.  This thing of hearin’ how he shot folks and kept a saloon in Texas is good as a movie to you.  It don’t set so easy on me.  I’m old and tough.  And I’ll thank you to keep your mouths shut.  Here’s Dammy comin’ home Wednesday out of the Navy, and all this piled up on me.  I don’t want every lazyjake in the country pilin’ in here to hear what a bad man he’s been, and dirty the carpets up.  Dammy likes things clean.  I’m a better Christian than a lot of folks I can think of, but this looks to me like a good deal of a bread-and-butter repentance.  Been devourin’ his substance in Texas and come home to——­”

“Oh, Mamma, your own papa!”

“That’s as may be.  My own mamma busted her eyesight and got heart trouble for fifteen mortal years until your papa married me and gave her a home for her old age, and never a whimper out of her, neither.  She’s where she can’t tell me what she thinks of him and I dunno what to think.  But I’ll do my own thinkin’ until Dammy and your papa gets back and tell me what they think.  This is your papa’s place—­and Dammy’s.  It ain’t a boardin’ house for——­”

“Oh, Mamma!”

“And it’s time for my nap.”

Susan, the oldest daughter, made a tremulous protest.  “He’s seventy-six years old, Mamma, and whatever he’s done——­”

“For a young woman that talked pretty loud of leavin’ her husband when he came home kind of lit up from a club meetin’——­” Mrs. Egg broke in.  Susan collapsed and drew her gloves on hastily.  Mrs. Egg ate another chocolate wafer and resumed:  “This here’s my business—­and your papa’s and Dammy’s.  I’ve got it in my head that that movie weekly picture they had of Buttercup Four with her price wrote out must have been shown in San Antonio.  And you’ll recollect that your papa and me stood alongside her while that fresh cameraman took the picture.  If I was needin’ a meal and saw I’d got a well-off son-in-law——­”

“Mamma,” said Susan, “you’re perfectly cynical.”

Mrs. Egg pronounced, “I’m forty-five years of age,” and got up.

The daughters withdrew.  Mrs. Egg covered the chocolate urn with a click and went into the kitchen.  Two elderly farmhands went out of the porch door as she entered.