roaring, foaming river. From an overhanging rock
a spring of ice-cold water, rivaling the Hypocrene
in purity, bursts forth and plunges into the river.
The space had grown up with young maples, and the
underbrush being cleaned out, formed an ideal camping
place for hunters and berry pickers. I was congratulating
myself on not meeting a solitary individual when I
reached “Rock House” and found it blocked
with wagons and tents. I cast one look at the
foaming river and another at the bluff. I had
passed through some scenes of danger, but never before
had I been half so frightened. It was too late
to retreat, the bluff could not be scaled and the
river was out of the question. Nerving myself,
I determined to go ahead, come what might. In
front of one of the wagons stood a lady with whom
I was well acquainted. I asked her how I could
get through. She replied without recognizing
me that I would have to go through camp. As I
passed around the wagon I came face to face with Judge
Lemley’s wife. Her home had been my home
for years and next to my mother and sisters I reverenced
her above all women of earth. She looked at me.
I bowed and she nodded her head and I passed on.
No sooner had I passed out of sight than Mrs. McDaniels,
the first lady I met, ran to Mrs. Lemley and said:
“Did you see that man?” “O,”
replied Mrs. Lemley, “it was only some old lousy
hunter.” I had made my escape and no one
had recognized me. I was jubilant, happy.
But horror of horrors! At a turn of the road
I came full on a whole bevy, flock, troop or herd of
young girls, and at their head was my “best
girl.” I here submit and affirm, that had
I foreseen this, rivers, mountains, grizzly bears,
Indians, all the dangers of the wild would have had
no terrors for me at that moment. My dogs closed
round me and the girls at sight of that “old
man of the woods,” that awful apparition, ceased
their laughter. With sobered faces they shied
around me as I strode past, and when fairly safe broke
into a run for camp. I heard them running, and
in imagination could see their scared faces.
But I was safe—no one had recognized me
and I was again happy.
Arriving at Mr. Allen’s, I related to him the story of my misfortunes. He trimmed my hair, gave me a shave and after changing my “clothes,” I once more assumed the semblance, as Mrs. Allen expressed it, “of a Christian man.”
That evening I saddled a horse and rode back to the camp. I began then to see the full humor of the whole affair, but it required an hour to convince them that I was really the strange apparition that passed through camp that morning.
Chapter VII.
Colonel Thompson’s First Newspaper Venture.