as that he resembled the sun at noonday, that they
had to shade their eyes when he entered the room,
that his people could not breathe without him, or
that he had with his single sword conquered Europe,
Asia, Africa, and America. The safety of this
method was its artificiality; between the King and
his public image there was really no relation.
But the moderns have invented a much subtler and more
poisonous kind of eulogy. The modern method is
to take the prince or rich man, to give a credible
picture of his type of personality, as that he is
business-like, or a sportsman, or fond of art, or convivial,
or reserved; and then enormously exaggerate the value
and importance of these natural qualities. Those
who praise Mr. Carnegie do not say that he is as wise
as Solomon and as brave as Mars; I wish they did.
It would be the next most honest thing to giving their
real reason for praising him, which is simply that
he has money. The journalists who write about
Mr. Pierpont Morgan do not say that he is as beautiful
as Apollo; I wish they did. What they do is to
take the rich man’s superficial life and manner,
clothes, hobbies, love of cats, dislike of doctors,
or what not; and then with the assistance of this
realism make the man out to be a prophet and a saviour
of his kind, whereas he is merely a private and stupid
man who happens to like cats or to dislike doctors.
The old flatterer took for granted that the King was
an ordinary man, and set to work to make him out extraordinary.
The newer and cleverer flatterer takes for granted
that he is extraordinary, and that therefore even
ordinary things about him will be of interest.
I have noticed one very amusing way in which this
is done. I notice the method applied to about
six of the wealthiest men in England in a book of
interviews published by an able and well-known journalist.
The flatterer contrives to combine strict truth of
fact with a vast atmosphere of awe and mystery by
the simple operation of dealing almost entirely in
negatives. Suppose you are writing a sympathetic
study of Mr. Pierpont Morgan. Perhaps there is
not much to say about what he does think, or like,
or admire; but you can suggest whole vistas of his
taste and philosophy by talking a great deal about
what he does not think, or like, or admire. You
say of him—“But little attracted to
the most recent schools of German philosophy, he stands
almost as resolutely aloof from the tendencies of
transcendental Pantheism as from the narrower ecstasies
of Neo-Catholicism.” Or suppose I am called
upon to praise the charwoman who has just come into
my house, and who certainly deserves it much more.
I say—“It would be a mistake to class
Mrs. Higgs among the followers of Loisy; her position
is in many ways different; nor is she wholly to be
identified with the concrete Hebraism of Harnack.”
It is a splendid method, as it gives the flatterer
an opportunity of talking about something else besides
the subject of the flattery, and it gives the subject
of the flattery a rich, if somewhat bewildered, mental
glow, as of one who has somehow gone through agonies
of philosophical choice of which he was previously
unaware. It is a splendid method; but I wish
it were applied sometimes to charwomen rather than
only to millionaires.