THURSDAY.  A dull morning.  Up early and read Congressional Government.  Breakfast.  Prayers.  We prayed for the United States, for the citizens, for the Congress (both houses, especially the Senate), and for the Cabinet.  Is there any one else?

Trouble.  Accident to naval flotilla en route to Piccolo Domingo.  The new battleship the Woodrow has broken down.  Fault in structure.  Tried to go with both ends first.  Appeared impossible.  Went sideways a little and is sinking.  Wireless from the barges the Wilson, the Thinker and others.  They are standing by.  They wire that they will continue to stand by.  Why on earth do they do that?  Shall cable them to act.

Feeling in Washington gloomy.

FRIDAY.  Rose early and tried to sweep out the White House. 
Had little heart for it.  The dust gathers in the corners. 
How did Roosevelt manage to keep it so clean?  An idea! 
I must get a vacuum cleaner!  But where can I get a vacuum? 
Took my head in my hands and thought:  problem solved. 
Can get the vacuum all right.

Good news.  Villa dead again.  Feeling in Washington relieved.

Trouble.  Ship torpedoed.  News just came from the French Government.  Full-rigged ship, the Ping-Yan, sailing out of Ping Pong, French Cochin China, and cleared for Hoo-Ra, Indo-Arabia.  No American citizens on board, but one American citizen with ticket left behind on wharf at Ping Pong.  Claims damages.  Complicated case.  Feeling in Washington much disturbed.  Sterling exchange fell and wouldn’t get up.  French Admiralty urge treaty of 1778.  German Chancellor admits torpedoing ship but denies that it was full-rigged.  Captain of submarine drew picture of ship as it sank.  His picture unlike any known ship of French navy.

SATURDAY.  A day of trouble.  Villa came to life and crossed the border.  Our army looking for him in Mexico:  inquiry by wire, are they authorised to come back?  General Carranza asks leave to invade Canada.  Piccolo Domingo expedition has failed.  The Woodrow is still sinking.  The President and the Thinker cable that they are still standing by and will continue to stand where they have stood.  British Admiralty sending shipload of fragments.  German Admiralty sending shipload of affidavits.  Feeling in Washington depressed to the lowest depths.  Sterling sinking.  Marks falling.  Exports dwindling.

An idea:  Is this job worth while?  I wonder if Billy Sunday would take it?

Spent the evening watering the crocuses.  Whoever is here a year from now is welcome to them.  They tell me that Hughes hates crocuses.  Watered them very carefully.

SUNDAY.  Good news!  Just heard from Princeton University.  I am to come back, and everything will be forgiven and forgotten.

Timid Thoughts on Timely Topics

XVI.  Are the Rich Happy?