And e’en turn loyal to be made a peer.
Next him, let railing Rabsheka have place,
So full of zeal he has no need of grace;
A saint that can both flesh and spirit use, 300
Alike haunt conventicles and the stews:
Of whom the question difficult appears,
If most i’ th’ preacher’s or the bawd’s arrears.
What caution could appear too much in him
That keeps the treasure of Jerusalem!
Let David’s brother but approach the town,
Double our guards, he cries, we are undone.
Protesting that he dares not sleep in ’s bed
Lest he should rise next morn without his head.
Next[74] these, a troop of busy
spirits press, 310
Of little fortunes, and of conscience
less;
With them the tribe, whose luxury had
drain’d
Their banks, in former sequestrations
gain’d;
Who rich and great by past rebellions
grew,
And long to fish the troubled streams
anew.
Some future hopes, some present payment
draws,
To sell their conscience and espouse the
cause.
Such stipends those vile hirelings best
befit, 318
Priests without grace, and poets without
wit.
Shall that false Hebronite escape our
curse,
Judas, that keeps the rebels’ pension-purse;
Judas, that pays the treason-writer’s
fee,
Judas, that well deserves his namesake’s
tree;
Who at Jerusalem’s own gates erects
His college for a nursery of sects;
Young prophets with an early care secures,
And with the dung of his own arts manures!
What have the men of Hebron here to do?
What part in Israel’s promised land
have you?
Here Phaleg the lay-Hebronite is come,
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’Cause like the rest he could not
live at home;
Who from his own possessions could not
drain
An omer even of Hebronitish grain;
Here struts it like a patriot, and talks
high
Of injured subjects, alter’d property:
An emblem of that buzzing insect just,
That mounts the wheel, and thinks she
raises dust.
Can dry bones live? or skeletons produce
The vital warmth of cuckoldising juice?
Slim Phaleg could, and at the table fed,
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Return’d the grateful product to
the bed.
A waiting-man to travelling nobles chose,
He his own laws would saucily impose,
Till bastinadoed back again he went,
To learn those manners he to teach was
sent.
Chastised he ought to have retreated home,
But he reads politics to Absalom.
For never Hebronite, though kick’d
and scorn’d,
To his own country willingly return’d.
—But leaving famish’d
Phaleg to be fed, 350
And to talk treason for his daily bread,
Let Hebron, nay let hell, produce a man
So made for mischief as Ben-Jochanan.
A Jew of humble parentage was he,