The master of the farm, displeased
to find
So much of rancour in so mild a kind,
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Enquired into the cause, and came to know,
The passive Church had struck the foremost
blow;
With groundless fears and jealousies possess’d,
As if this troublesome intruding guest
Would drive the birds of Venus from their
nest;
A deed his inborn equity abhorr’d;
But Interest will not trust, though God
should plight his word.
A law,[135] the source of many future
harms,
Had banish’d all the poultry from
the farms;
With loss of life, if any should be found
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To crow or peck on this forbidden ground.
That bloody statute chiefly was design’d
For Chanticleer the white, of clergy kind;
But after-malice did not long forget
The lay that wore the robe and coronet.
For them, for their inferiors and allies,
Their foes a deadly Shibboleth devise:
By which unrighteously it was decreed,
That none to trust or profit should succeed,
Who would not swallow first a poisonous
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Or that, to which old Socrates was cursed,
Or henbane juice to swell them till they
burst.
The patron (as in reason) thought
it hard
To see this inquisition in his yard,
By which the Sovereign was of subjects’
use debarr’d.
All gentle means he tried, which might
withdraw
The effects of so unnatural a law:
But still the Dove-house obstinately stood
Deaf to their own and to their neighbours’
good;
And which was worse, if any worse could
be, 1090
Repented of their boasted loyalty:
Now made the champions of a cruel cause.
And drunk with fumes of popular applause;
For those whom God to ruin has design’d,
He fits for fate, and first destroys their
mind.
New doubts indeed they daily
strove to raise,
Suggested dangers, interposed delays;
And emissary Pigeons had in store,
Such as the Meccan prophet used of yore,
To whisper counsels in their patron’s
ear; 1100
And veil’d their false advice with
zealous fear.
The master smiled to see them work in
vain,
To wear him out, and make an idle reign:
He saw, but suffer’d their protractive
arts,
And strove by mildness to reduce their
hearts:
But they abused that grace to make allies,
And fondly closed with former enemies;
For fools are doubly fools, endeavouring
to be wise.
After a grave consult what
course were best,
One, more mature in folly than the rest,
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Stood up, and told them, with his head
aside,
That desperate cures must be to desperate
ills applied:
And therefore, since their main impending
fear
Was from the increasing race of Chanticleer,