vain he fled to the door; its massive folds resisted
mortal might. In vain he cast his eyes around
in quest of a loophole of retreat—there
was none. Closer and closer pressed on the slowly-moving
phalanx, and the uplifted croziers threatened soon
to put their sentence into execution. Supplication
was all that remained—and Larry sunk upon
his knees. “Ah! then,” said he, “gintlemin
and ancient ould saints as you are, don’t kill
the father of a large small family, who never did hurt
to you or yours. Sure, if ’tis your will
that I should go to—no matter who, for there’s
no use in naming his name—might I not as
well make up my mind to go there, alive and well,
stout and hearty, and able to face him,—as
with my head knocked into bits, as if I had been after
a fair or a patthern?” “You say right,”
said St. Patrick, checking with a motion of his crozier
the advancing assailants, who returned to their seats.
“I am glad to see you coming to reason.
Prepare for your journey.” “And how,
plase your Saintship, am I to go?” asked Larry.
“Why,” said St. Patrick, “as Colman
here has guided you so far, he may guide you further.
But as the journey is into foreign parts, where you
arn’t likely to be known, you had better take
this letter of introduction, which may be of use to
you.” “And here, also, Lawrence,”
said a Dublin Saint—perhaps Michan—“take
you this box also, and make use of it as he to whom
you speak shall suggest.” “Take a
hold, and a firm one,” said St. Colman, “Lawrence,
of my cassock, and we’ ll start.”
“All right behind?” cried St. Patrick.
“All right!” was the reply. In an
instant!—vault—table—saints—bell—church,
faded into air; a rustling hiss of wings was all that
was heard; and Larry felt his cheek swept by a current,
as if a covey of birds of enormous size were passing
him. (It was, in all probability, the flight of the
saints returning to heaven, but on that point nothing
certain has reached us up to the present time of writing.)
He had not a long time to wonder at the phenomenon,
for he himself soon began to soar, dangling in mid
sky at the skirt of the cassock of his sainted guide.
Earth, and all that appertains thereto, speedily passed
from his eyes, and they were alone in the midst of
circumfused ether, glowing with a sunless light.
Above, in immense distance, was fixed the firmament,
fastened up with bright stars, fencing around the
world with its azure wall. They fled far, before
any distinguishable object met their eyes. At
length a long, white streak, shining like silver in
the moonbeam, was visible to their sight. “That,”
said St. Colman, “is the Limbo which adjoins
the earth, and is the highway for ghosts departing
the world. It is called in Milton, a book which
I suppose, Larry, you never have read”—“And
how could I, plase your worship,” said Larry,
“seein’ I don’t know a B from a bull’s
foot!” “Well, it is called in Milton the
Paradise of Fools: and if it were indeed peopled
by all of that tribe who leave the world, it would