Half a dozen intimates of the consul dropped in about four, Willi, the rich dentist and acting American consul; Stevens, the London broker; Hobson, who closed an eye for the Moorean, McTavish; and others.  All were British except me, but our home tongue and customs drew us closer together than to Frenchmen, and we could speak with some freedom on local affairs.  If no woman was present other than the cosmopolitan wife of the consul, born in Persia, we were quite at ease.

Both consuls were usually worried because of the refusals of crews of vessels flying their flags to leave Tahiti, complaints of the police of the misconduct of their nationals, or appeals for assistance from impecunious or spendthrift tourists.  It was an every-week happening for sailors of American vessels and of the New Zealand steamships to flee to the distant districts or to Moorea, to live in a breadfruit grove with dryads who asked no vows, or to escape the grind of work and discipline at sea.

They must be pursued by the French gendarmes, under the warrant of their own flag, caught, and sent in irons aboard their ships, with fees paid by their furious captains.  Many times the chase was futile, so well did the dryads secrete them, and the natives of the district abet the offense.  To a Tahitian an amorous adventure, either as principal or aid, is half of life, and he would risk his liberty and property to thwart, in his opinion, hard and stupid officials who wanted to separate loving hearts.

We talked about the kinds of men, other than these sailors, who made Tahiti their playground, to the annoyance of their consuls.  Crime among the Tahitians was almost unknown.  A petty theft rarely happened.  They were never paupers, for their own people cared for them, and unless absolutely mat-ridden, they could find food on the trees about them.  The whites—­and not the French whites either—­caused the trouble, and but for them M. Lontane might have left off his revolver and club.

“There is a type of Britisher,” said the consul, “who thinks Tahiti is his oyster, to be opened with false pretenses, and a pearl found.  This type has two varieties, impecunious, but well-educated, youths, younger sons, maybe; and valets and varlets.  These scoundrels afflict me dreadfully, because they all ultimately claim the protection of the British flag or are reported by the police for skullduggery.  There is a fellow now on my hands who is threatenin’ suicide.  I wish to Gog and Magog that he would take to the reef or find a stick of dynamite.  Monsieur Lontane, that busy French gendarme, found him tryin’ to borrow a revolver or a stiletto, and thought he was going to kill a Frenchman.  He put him in the calaboose and brought his effects to me.  They consisted of a book of poems and a letter, but not a ha’penny.”

“What does the bounder look like?” asked Stevens.