do not secure him invitations to dinners, when stiffness of limb and a growing formality have obliged him to retreat from quadrilles.  The rich, we know, thrive everywhere, and at all seasons, safe from neglect, secure from ridicule.  I speak of those less strongly fortified against the effects of time; those who, scarcely considered good speculations in their best days, are now utterly insignificant, concealed and jostled by a crowd of younger aspirants, overlooked by mammas, except when needed to execute some troublesome commission; and without a chance of receiving a single word or glance from their daughters unmarked by that provoking ease and compassionate familiarity, which tell them, better than words, that their day of influence has closed for ever.  Let such unhappy men fly from the scenes of former pleasure and power, of former flirtation and gaiety, to the quieter and surer triumphs of a country town.  Here crowds of young women, as certainly devoted to celibacy as the inmates of a nunnery, accustomed from necessity to make beaux out of the most unprecedented materials, and concoct flirtations in the most discouraging circumstances, will welcome him with open arms, underrate his age, overrate his merits, doubt if his hair is gray, deny that he wears false teeth, accept his proffered arm with an air of triumph, and even hint a wonder that he has given up dancing.  To their innocent cheeks his glance will have the long-lost power of calling up a blush; eyes as bright as those which beamed upon his youth will sparkle at his approach; and tender hearts, excluded by fate from palpitations for a more suitable object, must per force beat quicker at his address.  Here let him revel in the enjoyment of unbounded influence, preserve it by careful management to the latest possible moment, and at length gradually slide from the agreeable old beau into the interesting invalid, and secure for his days of gout, infirmity, and sickness, a host of attentive nurses, of that amiable sex which delights and excels in offices of pity and kindness; who will read him news, recount him gossip, play backgammon or cribbage, knit him comfortables, make him jellies, and repay by affectionate solicitude and unselfish attentions the unmeaning, heartless, worthless admiration which he bestowed upon them in his better days.—­New Monthly Magazine.

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THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.

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OTHELLO.

On the crew of the Flora being treated to see Othello at the Portsmouth Theatre, Cassio’s silly speech proved an exquisite relish to the audience, where he apostrophizes heaven, “Forgive us our sins,” and endeavours to persuade his companion that he is sober.  “Do not think, gentlemen, I am drunk? this is my Ancient:  this is my right hand, and this is my left hand:  I am not drunk now.”  “No, not you,” roared a Jack, who