The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 47 pages of information about The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.

The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 47 pages of information about The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.

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FLY WATER.

Prussic Acid has been obtained from the leaves of green tea, in so concentrated a state, that one drop killed a dog almost instantaneously.  A strong infusion of Souchong tea, sweetened with sugar, is as effectual in poisoning flies as the solution of arsenic, generally sold for that purpose.

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There may now be seen, written on a board on a new house in the Blackfriars-road, the following words:—­“Hird robeish may be had heare.”

BILLY.

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NO JOKE OR RIDDLE.

  A house with wings extended wide,
    A racket-ground to play in,
  Two porters’ lodges there beside,
    And porters always staying
  To guard the inmates there within,
    And keep them from the town;
  From duns as free as saints from sin,
    And sheriffs of renown. 
  To get white wash’d it is their plan,
    ’Tis such a cleansing thing—­
  Then out they come with blacker hands
    Than when they first went in.

P.H.H.

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The following lines are copied from a seat in Greenwich Park, written in chalk; and from their style, they may be supposed to have been written by one who meditated suicide:—­

  Oh! deaf to nature and to heav’n’s command,
  Against thyself to lift the murd’ring hand,
  Oh! damn’d despair to shun the living light,
  And plunge thy guilty soul to endless night.

Written also in the same hand:—­Charlotte Rumpling, you did not use me well, but I forgive you—­God bless you.

EDWIN W——.

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WANTS A WIFE.

She must bee middel eaged and good tempered widdow, or a Maid, and pursest of propertey, and I wood far reather have a Wife that is ever so plain then a fine Lady that think herself hansom; the Advertiser is not rich nor young, old nor poor, and in a very few years he will have a good incumb.  Can be hiley reckamended for onestey, sobrieaty, and good temperd, and has no in combranc, is very actif, but not a treadesman, have been as Butler and Bailiff for meney years in most respectable families, and shood I not be so luckey as to get me a wife, wood be most willing to take a sitteyeashan once moor, wood prefer living in the countrey, under stands Brewing feamosley, is well adapted for a inn or publick hous.  Please to derect W.W., 268, Berwick-street, Oxford-roade, or aney Ladey may call and have a interview with the widdow that keeps the hous, and say wher and when we can meet each other.  All letters must be pd, no Ofice-keeper to applygh.  My fameley ar verey well off and welthey, far above the midling order.

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