Do not the mothers, the aunts, the grandmothers, the governesses of the pretty innocents, always, from their very cradles to riper years, preach to them the deceitfulness of men?—­That they are not to regard their oaths, vows, promises?—­What a parcel of fibbers would all these reverend matrons be, if there were not now and then a pretty credulous rogue taken in for a justification of their preachments, and to serve as a beacon lighted up for the benefit of the rest?

Do we not then see, that an honest prowling fellow is a necessary evil on many accounts?  Do we not see that it is highly requisite that a sweet girl should be now-and-then drawn aside by him?—­And the more eminent the girl, in the graces of person, mind, and fortune, is not the example likely to be the more efficacious?

If these postulata be granted me, who, I pray, can equal my charmer in all these?  Who therefore so fit for an example to the rest of her sex?  —­At worst, I am entirely within my worthy friend Mandeville’s assertion, that private vices are public benefits.

Well, then, if this sweet creature must fall, as it is called, for the benefit of all the pretty fools of the sex, she must; and there’s an end of the matter.  And what would there have been in it of uncommon or rare, had I not been so long about it?—­And so I dismiss all further argumentation and debate upon the question:  and I impose upon thee, when thou writest to me, an eternal silence on this head.

Wafer’d on, as an after-written introduction to the paragraphs which follow, marked with turned commas, [thus, ’]: 

Lord, Jack, what shall I do now!  How one evil brings on another!  Dreadful news to tell thee!  While I was meditating a simple robbery, here have I (in my own defence indeed) been guilty of murder!—­A bl—­y murder!  So I believe it will prove.  At her last gasp!—­Poor impertinent opposer!—­Eternally resisting!—­Eternally contradicting!  There she lies weltering in her blood! her death’s wound have I given her!—­But she was a thief, an impostor, as well as a tormentor.  She had stolen my pen.  While I was sullenly meditating, doubting, as to my future measures, she stole it; and thus she wrote with it in a hand exactly like my own; and would have faced me down, that it was really my own hand-writing.

’But let me reflect before it is too late.  On the manifold perfections of this ever-amiable creature let me reflect.  The hand yet is only held up.  The blow is not struck.  Miss Howe’s next letter may blow thee up.  In policy thou shouldest be now at least honest.  Thou canst not live without her.  Thou wouldest rather marry her than lose her absolutely.  Thou mayest undoubtedly prevail upon her, inflexible as she seems to be, for marriage.  But if now she finds thee a villain, thou mayest never more engage her attention, and she perhaps will refuse and abhor thee.

’Yet already have I not gone too far?  Like a repentant thief, afraid of his gang, and obliged to go on, in fear of hanging till he comes to be hanged, I am afraid of the gang of my cursed contrivances.